Brainania

Brainania

(Rescued from Microwiki. Posted in part to show certain influences regarding Gman, Jacobus, and maybe others.)

Motto: Try to take Over the World

National Anthem: "We Sail"

Official language: English

Capital: Brain Flats

Date founded: 1995

Number of citizens: 8

Number of active citizens: 2

Currency: Queeb (An asphalt coin weighing over 12 KG.)

Brainania was founded on Island X in 1995 as part of a fictitious subterfuge. It was rumored to have been destroyed by volcanism and a tsunami shortly thereafter.

Prime Minister and Ruler: The Most Exalted Ned Limpopo

Minister of Finance: Hassan Lembeck

We Sail! (National Anthem)

Spears in hand

We sail for Yap

We will wipe

Them off the...

...front porch!

Brainania

You nation of folks

Here comes a guy

Selling watery Cokes.

We will fight

And never quit

Find me a rooftop

And I will spit.

Narf!