Laqi Hyrrion

Laqi Hyrrion

Full Name: Laqi Hyrrion (Deceased)

Alias Lackey Hurryin, The Imitation Lich

Physical Description

Gender: Male

Species: Revenant

Race: Elw

Hair Color and Style: Bald and without a single functioning hair follicle

Eye Color: Grey

Skin Color: Pallid

Other: The sort of hideous facial scaring that can make dogs cry, children laugh and old men doubt the existence of a benevolent god.

Biographical Information

Father:

Mother:

Date of Birth:

Place of Birth:

Date of Death: 5196 ASC

Place of Death: Halluci Shire, Shirekeep

Current Residence(s): ISO Container 9, Row 74G, Rothaven Docks, Rothhaven, Lachmeren, Empire of Minarboria

Nationality at Birth: Elwynnese

Current Allegiance(s): Imperial Republic of Shireroth, ESB-Jörmungandr Group

Occupation: Ambassador to Minarboria Itinerant Observer, Futures Department, ESB-Jörmungandr Secretariat (Employee 1634-902)

“The poor man's been dragged through war-torn Shirekeep once each way, run ragged on frivolous errands, thrown from a roof to his death, resurrected by not-entirely-refined Elwynnese methods of lichification, shoved into Imperial office and dismissed again. Is there no limit to the punishment that can be inflicted on this poor fellow? It's a question which, I must admit, I'd be curious to see answered practically” - Ryabin Merkayastreb [1]

“I didn't want that job! I didn't want any of these jobs. I didn't want to be a spy, I didn't want to be a courier, I didn't want to steal that helicopter... and now I survived that people just won't stop promoting me.” - Laqi Hyrrion summarising[2] his career on the day of his (alas temporary) 'death'.

Biography

Laqi was one of those rare individuals whose career prospects improved with his death.

Relationships

At the last count his retinue comprised of:

• Hafizov (Kossar valet of brutal efficiency and doubtful loyalty);
• Huldah Llynadorion (ESB-Jörmungandr Group Liaison and Anthropologist);
• Clarissa Moor (Protocol Officer & Concubine);
• Henrietta Moor (Secretary & Concubine);
• Lusken Malkaret (Cultural Attache).