Laqi Hyrrion

Laqi Hyrrion

Full Name: Laqi Hyrrion (Deceased)

Alias Lackey Hurryin, The Imitation Lich

Physical Description

Gender: Male

Species: Revenant

Race: Elw

Hair Color and Style: Bald and without a single functioning hair follicle

Eye Color: Grey

Skin Color: Pallid

Other: The sort of hideous facial scaring that can make dogs cry, children laugh and old men doubt the existence of a benevolent god.

Biographical Information

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Place of Birth:

Date of Death: 5196 ASC

Place of Death: Halluci Shire, Shirekeep

Current Residence(s): ISO Container 9, Row 74G, Rothaven Docks, Rothhaven, Lachmeren, Empire of Minarboria

Nationality at Birth: Elwynnese

Current Allegiance(s): Imperial Republic of Shireroth, ESB-Jörmungandr Group

Occupation: Ambassador to Minarboria Itinerant Observer, Futures Department, ESB-Jörmungandr Secretariat (Employee 1634-902)

“The poor man's been dragged through war-torn Shirekeep once each way, run ragged on frivolous errands, thrown from a roof to his death, resurrected by not-entirely-refined Elwynnese methods of lichification, shoved into Imperial office and dismissed again. Is there no limit to the punishment that can be inflicted on this poor fellow? It's a question which, I must admit, I'd be curious to see answered practically” - Ryabin Merkayastreb [1]

“I didn't want that job! I didn't want any of these jobs. I didn't want to be a spy, I didn't want to be a courier, I didn't want to steal that helicopter... and now I survived that people just won't stop promoting me.” - Laqi Hyrrion summarising[2] his career on the day of his (alas temporary) 'death'.

Biography

Laqi was one of those rare individuals whose career prospects improved with his death.