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'''Yardistani Annexation Corps''', often simply abbreviated as '''(YAC)''', ([[Yardistani]]: Korpo dAnexâtrsa dIardista ['kor.po dɑ.nɛk'sɑ.tɻ.ʂa djar'di.sta], abbreviated KAI) is one of Yardistan and Shireroth's oldest and most feared institutions.<br />
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This page is now the property of the '''[[Yardistan]]i [[Annexation]] Corps!''' ''"We've got what it takes to take what you've got!"'' ([[Yardistani]]: "Jesa habe Ljo kju Ljo toka par tokajj Ljo kju De habe!") "If it's not nailed down, it's ours; if we can pry it loose, it wasn't really nailed down."<br />
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[[Image:Yacflag.png|thumb|right|The Banner of the YAC.]]<br />
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''The following is from [http://www.shireroth.org/yac.html www.shireroth.org/yac.html]:'' The Yardistani Annexation Corps, or, as it likes to be called, YAC, is one of [[Shireroth]]'s oldest and most instantly recognizable institutions. Founded as a group of people going around pilfering<br />
chairs in 2001, it soon expanded into an unstoppable behemoth of "creative acquiring", based on the simple (and easily observable in the sphere of international politics) idea that, once you annex something, it's yours.A partial list of Y.A.C.'s current possessions can be found [http://p202.ezboard.com/fyardistanfrm2.showMessage?topicID=14.topic here]. If you believe that any of these are in error, or you would like an annexation to be retracted, take some advice from someone who's been there and don't waste your time.<br />
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One of the Y.A.C.'s newer activities is putting helpful stickers on things to let people know that they have been annexed. If you have come to this site because of one of these stickers, then congratulations, you are now the proud caretaker of a Y.A.C.-owned item. By a lucky coincidence, this also tends to be an excellent way to recruit people to Shireroth, so be sure to check out our main site now that this little mystery has been cleared up. <br />
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The Y.A.C.'s unofficial motto, according to some, is "Habemus qui rapit rapere quem habes", which means "We've got what it takes to take what you've got." <br />
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==Annexations==<br />
The following is the incomplete list of YAC holdings.<br />
4:58 am.<br />
===The start of the list===<br />
"FOREVER!" <br><br />
"Good" <br><br />
"Knickerbocker" <br><br />
"Kumquat" <br><br />
“âchibishappu michi <br>”<br />
“Americia” <br><br />
“Annex” <br><br />
“Annexation” <br><br />
“Apocalypse Now” <br><br />
“Geheime” <br><br />
“K’nigit!” <br><br />
“Mellowood” <br><br />
“Mondesia” <br><br />
“Sans” <br><br />
1 “Saturday Night Fever” OST record <br><br />
1 15-year-old computer <br><br />
1 Assassinite <br><br />
1 Babkhan Camel <br><br />
1 box of "incence" <br><br />
1 box of Altoids <br><br />
1 box of cookies <br><br />
1 broom <br><br />
1 car <br><br />
1 cd player <br><br />
1 chicken coop <br><br />
1 Chipmunk <br><br />
1 Coca-Cola t-shirt <br><br />
1 copy of Shakespeare’s “Julius Cæsar” <br><br />
1 coup <br><br />
1 crate of oranges <br><br />
1 Crouching Tiger <br><br />
1 FIOJ Military <br><br />
1 fire extinguisher <br><br />
1 funnel <br><br />
1 Golden statue of somethng or other <br><br />
1 government building <br><br />
1 Hyperborean Poster <br><br />
1 jeep <br><br />
1 Lukedu's lil sister <br><br />
1 marmoset <br><br />
1 Matt Duetch(sp) <br><br />
1 no-parking sign <br><br />
1 Phone <br><br />
1 picture frame <br><br />
1 pineapple <br><br />
1 plastic Jesus <br><br />
1 Psychology Book <br><br />
1 Sack of Potatoes <br><br />
1 sarcastic parrot <br><br />
1 secret military plans <br><br />
1 set, stone tablets of Julian calendar for past 2000 years (smashed)<br><br />
1 size 9 shoe <br><br />
1 Spam Cannon <br><br />
1 Square mile of Arizona <br><br />
1 stapler <br><br />
1 table <br><br />
1 Talking Cactus <br><br />
1 tank <br><br />
1 tapfer <br><br />
1 Toaster <br><br />
1 tv <br><br />
1 Video CD <br><br />
1 water cooler <br><br />
1 Windows 98 CD-ROM <br><br />
1/3 of Bill's left kidney <br><br />
10 pens <br><br />
12 boxes of paperclips <br><br />
12 cans of rootbeer <br><br />
12 pens <br><br />
15 pencils <br><br />
17 Crayons <br><br />
17 Sheep <br><br />
2 car batteries <br><br />
2 cups of flour <br><br />
2 empty snapple bottles <br><br />
2 fallen angels <br><br />
2 Hidden Dragons <br><br />
2 Iron Monkeys <br><br />
2 Kevin Horsts <br><br />
2 Parakeets <br><br />
2 slices of Lemon <br><br />
2 squirrels <br><br />
2 things of yeast <br><br />
23 chairs <br><br />
3 coconuts <br><br />
3 mutilated bodies <br><br />
3 square meters of downtown San Francisco <br><br />
3 waffles <br><br />
3 Wolves in Sheep's Clothing <br><br />
4 Babkhan Camels for use while in babkha <br><br />
4 chairs <br><br />
4 hubcaps <br><br />
4 tables <br><br />
4 threads in Treesia <br><br />
4 trolls <br><br />
43 bottles <br><br />
5 benches <br><br />
5 Human Suits <br><br />
5 inches of land in Stephen's backyard <br><br />
5 litres of liquid magma <br><br />
50 3X5 index cards <br><br />
513 Herrings <br><br />
5th Part of 8th point of Tymarian Constitution <br><br />
6 pigeons <br><br />
6 turkeys <br><br />
6000 cans of Herring Food <br><br />
7 watercoolers <br><br />
9 rolls of tape <br><br />
===A===<br />
A few desks <br><br />
a gaggle of giggling goof-balls <br><br />
a lake <br><br />
Agreement btw Jaris & Interland <br><br />
Air conditioner in WV's PRH office <br><br />
Al Capone's Hat <br><br />
Alameda <br><br />
Alcoholic Beverages in 70 mile radius of Babkhan OT <br><br />
Alexandros’ EZ-board <br><br />
All Bansai in Japan <br><br />
All of Austi Scot's Patents, past present and future <br><br />
All of the Pineapples in the people’s republic of Hell. <br><br />
All of Treesia's weird stuff <br><br />
All shrubberies in England <br><br />
All the doorknobs in Hyperborea <br><br />
All the Garbage cans at Archbishop Mitty High School <br><br />
All the over-priced chiken at Mitty HS <br><br />
all vodka in CCCP <br><br />
Amity <br><br />
Anarchy <br><br />
Another Sarcastic Parrot <br><br />
Anti-annexation <br><br />
Antibacterial Soap <br><br />
Apollo Atlas <br><br />
Apollo Economics Forum <br><br />
Apple Computers <br><br />
Ari's beard <br><br />
Ari's good grammer <br><br />
Ashes of S. Mondesian Capital building <br><br />
Atalantic Ocean <br><br />
Austi Scott <br><br />
Austi's stupidity <br><br />
===B===<br />
Babhakan Army <br><br />
Babkhan Buckets of Rain Water <br><br />
Babkhan Opinions <br><br />
Beeb's Mob <br><br />
Bellevue Mafia <br><br />
Bellevue's Sanity <br><br />
Ben Schumers Jewishness <br><br />
Ben’s guitar <br><br />
Benacia <br><br />
Benkern's right to join #micronations<br><br />
Bills little brother <br><br />
Bill's Post Picture. <br><br />
Bite out of crime <br><br />
black <br><br />
Black Roses <br><br />
Both of the IRS <br><br />
Bryan Moriarty's Catholicness <br><br />
Buddha <br><br />
===C===<br />
Caitlin Hawkins <br><br />
Caitlin’s Backpack <br><br />
Caitlin’s Shoes <br><br />
Campus Ministry <br><br />
Canadia <br><br />
Carbonic Acid <br><br />
Cars in S. Mondesia <br><br />
Chinese Irish Pubs <br><br />
Chocolate Covered Salami <br><br />
Clouds <br><br />
Commonwealth of Bencia <br><br />
Comrade Redstorm PIC <br><br />
Copy of the Apollo Celebration chat <br><br />
Cryllic Alphabet <br><br />
Current Members of the HoN <br><br />
Curse of Feanor <br><br />
Czechoslovakia <br><br />
===D===<br />
Dampness <br><br />
Dana’s water bottle <br><br />
Danny Wiseman’s Dad’s Garage <br><br />
Danny Wiseman’s Dancestylings <br><br />
Defective Balrog <br><br />
Digits “1” and “0” <br><br />
Dionysus. Temple of<br> <br />
Donna’s Left Hand <br><br />
Donna’s Softness <br><br />
Dstryer's backyard <br><br />
Dstryker's Basement <br><br />
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===E===<br />
EBay <br><br />
Elves <br><br />
Erica <br><br />
Erik’s deleted law suit <br><br />
Erik’s Depression <br><br />
Erik’s Fish <br><br />
Erik’s personal site <br><br />
Erik’s Toothache <br><br />
Erik’s Virginity <br><br />
Erik's wet piano wire dipped in acid<br><br />
Eriks missing pants <br><br />
Ezboard banners <br><br />
Fath Ali Nouradin <br><br />
Fetus-Draper <br><br />
Finnish Language <br><br />
First Micronational Library <br><br />
Fremont <br><br />
French Language <br><br />
French Maids <br><br />
Freshman Earlyness <br><br />
===G===<br />
Garlic Bread <br><br />
Gary Nagle’s Stupidity <br><br />
Gasoline <br><br />
George’s Funny Noises <br><br />
Giant Squid's screen-name <br><br />
Glasgow, Scotland <br><br />
God and His Burger Joint <br><br />
Gong Li <br><br />
goofy looking PRH flag <br><br />
Greg Doyle’s Assholishness <br><br />
GS' Ego <br><br />
GS' Little Brother <br><br />
GS's Admin Powers <br><br />
===H===<br />
Half of Austria <br><br />
Happiness <br><br />
Hawaii <br><br />
Heather's Bitchiness <br><br />
Helter-Skelter <br><br />
HoP <br><br />
pub48.ezboard.com/byardistan <br><br />
Hundland Guild of Mages <br><br />
Hyperboran Off-topic <br><br />
Hyperborean Census <br><br />
Hyperborean Wastelands <br><br />
===I===<br />
Ica’s Bracelets <br><br />
Ica's dog <br><br />
Indirect Cause and Effect <br><br />
Insane looking Fireball Banner <br><br />
Irvine, Ca <br><br />
Isa <br><br />
Istvanistan National Radio Broadcasting Network <br><br />
Itself <br><br />
===J===<br />
J.A.S.O. <br><br />
J.A.S.O., Spirit of Shirithian<br><br />
Jacobus' popcorn<br><br />
Jalepeños in 200 mile radius of S. Mondesia <br><br />
Jaris <br><br />
Jason Rhode’s Forehead <br><br />
Jasonian <br><br />
Jasonian's blue hair <br><br />
Jasonians Post picture. <br><br />
Javascript <br><br />
Jenica's Boyfriend <br><br />
Jeremy's poor attempt at an anti-YAC demoralising post<br><br />
Jesus <br><br />
Jimi Hedrix guitar that was set on fire <br><br />
Joe Graham <br><br />
Joe Whitaberg’s Thanksgiving. <br><br />
Joe Whits Jumpyness <br><br />
John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith <br><br />
John Lennon <br><br />
John Stephan's Glasses <br><br />
John-Stephan’s Backpack <br><br />
Jordan Decker <br><br />
Julius Cheng’s Coolness <br><br />
Julius Cheng's Calculus Book <br><br />
<br />
===K===<br />
Kevin Horst’s funniness <br><br />
Kevin Horst’s Shortness <br><br />
Kevin O’Neil <br><br />
Knightship of Vembria <br><br />
Kuralyov’s Spring <br><br />
Kurt Cobain <br><br />
===L===<br />
League of Micronations <br><br />
Legend of Zelda <br><br />
Legendary Black Beast of 'Aaaauuuugghhh!' <br><br />
Lenin’s Body <br><br />
Letifer I <br><br />
Letter “e” <br><br />
Letters “Q” and “X” <br><br />
Libby <br><br />
Lilliput <br><br />
Locker #2323 <br><br />
Locker #2359 <br><br />
Locke's PRP-esqueness <br><br />
London <br><br />
Lord Diga’s Signature <br><br />
Lukedu's little sister <br><br />
Lyrican Court system <br><br />
Lyrican Republic's Visitors Forum <br><br />
===M===<br />
Magic <br><br />
Mangos <br><br />
Mark Rauschmeyer’s Queen CD <br><br />
MarkBuhr's Lucky Pen <br><br />
MarkBuhr's mouse pad <br><br />
Mars <br><br />
MCS' Logout button<br><br />
Metaphysics <br><br />
Mikes Thesis Statement <br><br />
miniature warrior gnomes <br><br />
Mini-Draper <br><br />
Mirioth <br><br />
mMissing 36th issue of the Apollo Fireball <br><br />
Monarchy <br><br />
Money in S. Mondesia <br><br />
Moses <br><br />
Most of the chairs in what was the FIOJ <br><br />
Mr. Kiemont’s waterbottle <br><br />
Mr. Mosunic’s Lateness <br><br />
Mr. Sumner's Neck <br><br />
Mr. Sumner's strange noises <br><br />
MRR<br><br />
===N===<br />
MyNation <br><br />
neral144 <br><br />
New York Stock Exchange <br><br />
next topic <br><br />
Nicholes’ Music <br><br />
Nick <br><br />
Nick Raglan <br><br />
Nick’s Bike <br><br />
Nick’s site <br><br />
Nick's brother <br><br />
Nick's treehouse <br><br />
Nicole<br><br />
Noldor <br><br />
north half of Mt. Everest <br><br />
Not Kenny <br><br />
Nouradin’s Catapult <br><br />
===O===<br />
O keys on any of Bill's computers (so that we have FIJ instead of FIoJ) <br><br />
One line of the Jasoniad <br><br />
Opus the Penguin <br><br />
Orange (the color) <br><br />
original Yardistan thread in Shireroth. <br><br />
===P===<br />
Pamela Anderson’s Left Breast <br><br />
Pants in S. Mondesia <br><br />
Parents of South Mondesians <br><br />
Part of GS' backyard. <br><br />
Patrick Bumb’s Land Rover <br><br />
Peperoni <br><br />
Peter Little’s Soul <br><br />
Pigvania's Annexing Shields <br><br />
Pistol, Ardy's Large (less bullets)<br><br />
Plan B <br><br />
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===R===<br />
R.E.M. (the Band) <br><br />
Random Camel <br><br />
Rantsila <br><br />
Rantsilastanis <br><br />
[[Rantsilastani]] wiki page<br />
Real Food <br><br />
Red Liberator <br><br />
Regis Philban <br><br />
Remnants of the Gazebo (or Gabezo) <br><br />
Remnants of the unHoly Hard Drive of Yardistan <br><br />
Republic of Shireroth <br><br />
rest of Jason Rhode, separate from what has already been annexed <br><br />
Room 604 <br><br />
Rudy Giulliani <br><br />
Ruins of abandoned S. Mondesian Building <br><br />
Rulak's flag <br><br />
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===S===<br />
S. Mondesia’s MCS territory <br><br />
S. Mondesian “K”orps <br><br />
SAC <br><br />
Sailors <br><br />
Sarhang Ataxerxes <br><br />
Scott Siskind's Fun <br><br />
Scott's Friends <br><br />
Scott's Hair <br><br />
Senior Hill <br><br />
Shirekeep <br><br />
Shireroth Atlas <br><br />
Shirerothian Dialect <br><br />
Sisters of Mercy <br><br />
SMAK <br><br />
SMAK annexations <br><br />
Sneha (good indian food :P ) <br><br />
Socialism <br><br />
Soldering Iron <br><br />
Some Gangtsers <br><br />
Some Istvanistani Spam <br><br />
some pitchforks <br><br />
Sourness <br><br />
South Mondesian Females <br><br />
Space Station Mir <br><br />
Spangle's ability to ban MCS members<br><br />
speed of dark <br><br />
Square root of –16.2 <br><br />
SRAD <br><br />
Stalin’s Evilness <br><br />
Stephen's long hair <br><br />
Steph's Neck and Earlobes <br><br />
Stjepan Aracic <br><br />
Stjepan’s Hamster <br><br />
Strangebrew <br><br />
Styrofoam <br><br />
Sunnyvale, Ca. <br><br />
Swedish Language <br><br />
Sweet Nurse <br><br />
Switzerland <br><br />
===T===<br />
Thanksgiving Day <br><br />
The 400 Wing <br><br />
The big cheese <br><br />
The hose <br><br />
The longest thread ever <br><br />
The MCS' 44444th post<br><br />
The second banana <br><br />
THE stairway to heaven <br><br />
The tree <br><br />
The Vatican <br><br />
The Wall <br><br />
The Year of 2010 <br><br />
Thomas Hubert <br><br />
Tim Kilbourn <br><br />
Tim’s Brother’s weed <br><br />
Tim's wooden sword <br><br />
Tonerman <br><br />
Treesian Liberation Army! <br><br />
Tristan Abbey <br><br />
Tuliban <br><br />
Turkish Culture. <br><br />
Tymaria City <br><br />
Tymarian Constitution <br><br />
Tymarian Constitutional Committee <br><br />
Tymarian E-Mail Ballots <br><br />
Tymarian Flag <br><br />
Tymarian Library <br><br />
<br />
===U===<br />
U.S.S.R. <br><br />
UEC’s thanksgiving <br><br />
UEC's lab, front yard and backyard <br><br />
Utah <br><br />
===V===<br />
Valerie <br><br />
Venus <br><br />
VietMinh <br><br />
Vizier Tahmaseb <br><br />
Volkswagen Beetle at the bottom of the San Francisco Bay <br><br />
===W===<br />
Wall Street <br><br />
Wall Street Journal <br><br />
warvoid's stupidity <br><br />
Whatever Sirithil gave the YAC in hell <br><br />
Wolfenstein 3d <br><br />
===X===<br />
===Y===<br />
YAC <br><br />
The Yardistani Annexation Corps (watch that paradox unravel this organisation)<br> <br />
YSAMCDI <br><br />
Yuriite Citadel <br><br />
Yuri's Evilness <br><br />
===Z===<br />
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[[category:history]]<br />
[[category:culture]]<br />
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