Shireroth

FROM THE LAY-Z BOY CHAIR IN NOVI NIGRAD, CAPITAL OF BUI AND YARDISTAN.

[A] The Barony of the United Isles does not recognize Greg Russell's claim as Count, as he did resign the position late last year (2008) and therefore does not have any power to declare independence from Yardistan, and in such does not possess the right to rebel his county as a whole, he is welcomed to rebel himself though.
To protect any loyal Yardistanis on the island, a naval blockade of 3 ships shall be placed around every major island, and around the capital of MASS.

I hath spoken.

Your Baroness, I must protest this decree. You haven't purchased three ships under SCIRA yet! You should purchase them if you expect to use them ...

Three x three ships, including those around the capital. Andreas, these are perhaps "fantasy" ships, as opposed to "real" ships. Haha...

HAHAHAHA, three ships?! I have 2 duchies supporting me. You have nothing but fading hope. MASS was mine, IS mine, and soon... your barony will be mine as well!!!!!'

This rebellion without approval may be brought to the Judex if the Baron so chooses.

Or the Duke, or I might choose to hear it myself. Or any other Yardistani feeling bummed over this rebellion.

Hahaha, a Yardistani being tried in court, and actually showing up. HAHAHAHAH


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HAHAHAHAHA.

Who said that you need to show up?

We created a Barony of Absentia to creae confusion just on this point.

*tips hat to Scott*