Shireroth

To all the peoples great and small of Yardistan!

My people in Amity, Mirioth, and So-Sara are ready for greatness, and we are ready to fight for it. To take... control of our destiny. I will take my place on high, at center stage in this great empire once again. Once more the people of Yardistan will know greatness. No longer will we be a passé duchy of laziness, no longer will we be a tame animal, bereaved of true life and freedom. Will will rise up and take our place among the stars!



This is our declaration of Independence, and simultaneously, our declaration of war.

Do do di diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiih di di dooooooooh dooooh do do dooooooh... (COD Theme)

You're going down.

Then consider this your only warning. Give up now and I won't try to kill you.

Your islands may be bombed, again.

If anyone's gonna be declaring independence here, it'll be me!
However, seeing as my last declaration of independence went unnoticed and that I need to curry as much Kaiserial favour as I can, I'll be having a jolly old time over in Mirioth.


You're going down.

Our will shall not be shaken. Our faith shall never waver. We are in solidarity, and our union is strong. We no longer recognize Yardistan as our superiors; Prodigy is NOT almighty, and Jess is not my baron. We hearby establish the Duchy of Mirioth, Amity, and So-Sara.

Ducal decree #1: I declare the independence of MASS from Yardistan Proper.

Ducal decree #2: I declare the establishment of a new duchy, the Duchy of MASS.

Ducal decree #3: I declare myself the first Duke of MASS.

Ducal decree #4: I declare Yardistan Proper, and its allies, to be enemies of the MASS Duchy.

Ducal decree #5: I declare the formation of a permanent military force that answers soley to me, for the defense of the Duchy of MASS.

The MASS rebellion has begun...

Gman Russell wrote:Our will shall not be shaken.

Someone give it a nice stir

ummmmmm... Nick would be proud.

Great. You guys write the RecWar itself, and I'll alter the truth in ShireWiki!
That's the benefit of being Wikifier... info is my bitch, bitches!

OH SURE, when I tried to do this like 4 years ago for you, you all raised bloody hell! GAGH. I think I'm still somewhat banned here.

You tried this? To turn your county into a Duchy?

It was back when there were citizenship rules on duchies. I wanted to get BAM enough citizens to become a duchy. But, it meant Yardistan being downgraded from a duchy when BAM rose. I didn't are much about that, never being a big fan of the 'yard, and some people interpreted that as it being some sort of elaborate revenge plot against Yardistan for what happened in Jasonia instead of me just trying to help Gman make the BAM big, I got put on trial and the plan lost public support and fell apart.

It's pretty much the reason I lost faith in Shireroth, akin to when Bill put you on trial in Jasonia.

Didn't we dismiss the trial as stupid?

I seem to recall that happening again in not so many words another time... TGAOTH!!!!!!!

Anyway back to the matter at hand. Surrender now and your death will be relatively unpleasant, surrender later and "relatively unpleasant" will sound utterly orgasmic in comparison.

Brookshire supports the proper Yardistani authorities.

Well, then, this is getting very very interesting...

For a small remuneration I would be perfectly content to resolve this little problem by gassing the population of Amity again. You know it makes sense.

The Khan of Vijayanagara wrote:For a small remuneration I would be perfectly content to resolve this little problem by gassing the population of Amity again. You know it makes sense.

Can you do that for us? kthx

None of that...

Gentleman, may I suggest some magical troops for your SCIRA Independence needs? Elves, dragons, it's all there.

Buying fake troops with fake money in a fake nation... I love this hobby.

Careful - that's almost a moment of clarity, better watch that.

I heart you too, Khan.

Greg, settle down, don't rape Ardy, no, No..NO!!

I think I'll move to DMASS!

Too late, MASS is only a county now...

BTW, this thread is closed and de-stickied to maintain historical value.

Cheers!