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Elk-hunting season in Småland's and Sweden's forests
Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 1:56 pm
by Rai Avon-El
I dare not go out in the forests anymore. People are shooting elks wildly here. Barbaric!
Even the king is engaged in it. But he'd have rather shot a wolf instead, he said.
Should we issue a letter of protest to the Swedish government?
Re: Elk-hunting season in Småland's and Sweden's forests
Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 2:03 pm
by Rai Avon-El
Hum............
Älgarna demonstrerar,
Älgarna har fått nog!
Älgarna vill ha frihet,
Här um...........
Älgarna protesterar,
Älgarna har fått nog!
Älgarna vill ha ordning,
Här i sin egen skog!
Hum.......
Re: Elk-hunting season in Småland's and Sweden's forests
Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 2:11 pm
by Ari Rahikkala
Just wear red.
Re: Elk-hunting season in Småland's and Sweden's forests
Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 2:14 pm
by Oroigawa Koreyasu
Or safety orange and neon green. Then you'll be nice and Tokian while you're at it.
Re: Elk-hunting season in Småland's and Sweden's forests
Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 4:54 am
by Gman Russell
Hunting humans...?
Re: Elk-hunting season in Småland's and Sweden's forests
Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 9:56 pm
by Kaiser Loki III
Hunting.....
Don't ban guns, ban bullets! Consider the thrill of clubbing an angry grizzly bear with an empty gun.
(Pat Paulsen, 1967)
Re: Elk-hunting season in Småland's and Sweden's forests
Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 6:28 am
by Gilrean Treebane
Kaiser Loki III wrote:Hunting.....
Don't ban guns, ban bullets! Consider the thrill of clubbing an angry grizzly bear with an empty gun.
(Pat Paulsen, 1967)
that would be an amazing solution. All the safety of looking like you're armed without any of the danger of ACTUALLY being armed!
Re: Elk-hunting season in Småland's and Sweden's forests
Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 4:37 pm
by Gman Russell
Or make bullets like, 1000 dollars, that way if someone gets shot, you KNOW he fraggin' deserved it.
Re: Elk-hunting season in Småland's and Sweden's forests
Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 5:55 pm
by Icebreaker
Posts such as the above make me wonder: at which point should I start ruthlessly berating people for not participating in Capslock Day without knowing their timezone? They could be living someplace funny, or practicing willful contrarianism. Difficult to tell! ):
Re: Elk-hunting season in Småland's and Sweden's forests
Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 6:12 pm
by Oroigawa Koreyasu
IT'S NOT YET THE 22ND WHERE GREG IS...
TECHNICALLY, IT'S NOT YET THE 22ND WHERE I AM.
Re: Elk-hunting season in Småland's and Sweden's forests
Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 6:54 pm
by Gilrean Treebane
Oroigawa Koreyasu wrote:IT'S NOT YET THE 22ND WHERE GREG IS...
TECHNICALLY, IT'S NOT YET THE 22ND WHERE I AM.
yes and that's why I refuse to speak in all caps for at least another hour and six minutes! It's still the 21st here!
Re: Elk-hunting season in Småland's and Sweden's forests
Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 6:49 am
by Prodigy Almighty
I WAS JUST WARMING UP MY CAPSLOCK, GETTING READY FOR THE DAY. SOME PRELIMINARY STRETCHING, IF YOU WILL (EVEN IF YOU WON'T).
Re: Elk-hunting season in Småland's and Sweden's forests
Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 3:14 pm
by Kaiser Loki III
I DON'T MIND CAPSLOCK. MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE "CAPSLOCKIA" SOMEWHERE.
Re: Elk-hunting season in Småland's and Sweden's forests
Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 5:34 pm
by Gilrean Treebane
CAPSLOCK JUST ANNOYS ME AFTER A WHILE. I FEEL LIKE I'M YELLING AT THE PERSON ALL THE TIME!
Re: Elk-hunting season in Småland's and Sweden's forests
Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 6:18 pm
by Prodigy Almighty
IT'S LESS LIKE YELLING AND MORE LIKE HAVING A VERY COMMANDING PRESENCE AS LONG AS YOU DON'T END IT WITH AN EXCLAMATION POINT.
Re: Elk-hunting season in Småland's and Sweden's forests
Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:56 am
by Oroigawa Koreyasu
Kaiser Loki III wrote:I DON'T MIND CAPSLOCK. MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE "CAPSLOCKIA" SOMEWHERE.
We do, we just call it Discontinuity, Straylight.
Re: Elk-hunting season in Småland's and Sweden's forests
Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 1:12 pm
by Kaiser Loki III
We do, we just call it Discontinuity, Straylight.
Good enough.
Re: Elk-hunting season in Småland's and Sweden's forests
Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:59 pm
by Ryan
If those elk shot off a few rounds back at the King and hunters, they'd think twice about hunting them!
Re: Elk-hunting season in Småland's and Sweden's forests
Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 2:19 pm
by Kaiser Loki III
Remember, the Right to Arm Bears!
Hey, Boo-Boo want to see me shoot that pic-kinic basket out of his hand?
No, Yogi, that's scary.
Boo-Boo, do not fear, I am smarter that the average bear, or shotgun.....
BLAM!!
Oh, Yogi, icky.......