Shireroth

I have recently opened a separate account for the Jacobus Fund, and heavily endowed it. All donations should be routed there, rather than to my personal account.

I have also endowed a fund for BOO/\/\/\/\ist chartible work. When my reign is ended, it will be passed to a new caretaker.

The little bit I left for myself is still my old account in Yardistan.

What are you going to do, give firecrackers to orphans?

Free liquor for the homeless.

Putting my money where my mouth is

I had to learn this evil expression a while ago. Burn sentence! BURN!

All of the above, and more.

Think of the poor soul who offered explosive sacrifice and blew off his nose. Poor guy needs a new nose, right?

Think of all the homeless that can't afford cherry bombs, or even cheery bombs. Or all of the orphans that can't afford bus fare to the Temple?

Fired fish on holidays.

We will find lots of good to do and people to help whether they want it or not!