Shireroth

Posted: **Mon Aug 18, 2008 3:29 pm**

...have been greatly exaggerated.

Sorry, folks, was distracted by the City of Bethlehem's beer and music festival and that was followed by catch-up at my macronational job and then a LOA as my Windows operating system suddenly balked at opening any sort of file. (It apparently repaired itself, which I find VERY, VERY odd, so DO subject any email from myself through some sort of kick-butt virus detector.)

I do (IMHO) have some interesting things to share (tid-bits read on the internet and such) and plan to share them later this week.

Posted: **Mon Aug 18, 2008 6:24 pm**

How long were you gone for?

Posted: **Mon Aug 18, 2008 6:28 pm**

He rises from the dead!

Posted: **Mon Aug 18, 2008 6:34 pm**

"Death" in Shireroth is relative.

Is Viva Mors an oxymoron?

Posted: **Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:39 pm**

yess.

Posted: **Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:44 pm**

Welcome back, Bill. I have been wondering what became of you. It's good to have you back.

Posted: **Tue Aug 19, 2008 4:35 am**

Welcome back!

Posted: **Tue Aug 19, 2008 4:40 am**

Welcome back, me old mate.

Posted: **Tue Aug 19, 2008 1:01 pm**

I didn't know you were like that...

Posted: **Tue Aug 19, 2008 2:07 pm**

Jess wrote:I didn't know you were like that...

Gross and inappropriate. ¬_¬

Posted: **Tue Aug 19, 2008 2:10 pm**

Jes will be spanked in Balgurd for that...

Posted: **Tue Aug 19, 2008 2:25 pm**

Noes!

Posted: **Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:10 pm**

Jess wrote:I didn't know you were like that...

That's right, Jess...

You've figured out the chemistry between Mike and myself... Virtual, trans-Atlantic sex across about five time zones

But, seriously, I don't need that... real life suffices.

To steal from Jack LaLanne, I'm 54, overweight and out of shape (unless you consider "round" a shape) and still manage to have sex almost every night.

I almost have sex on Monday, I almost have sex on Tuesday, I almost have sex on Wednesday, etc...

Posted: **Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:15 pm**

Bill Bekkenhuis wrote:
Jess wrote:I didn't know you were like that...
That's right, Jess...

You've figured out the chemistry between Mike and myself... Virtual, trans-Atlantic sex across about five time zones

But, seriously, I don't need that... real life suffices.

To steal from Jack LaLanne, I'm 54, overweight and out of shape (unless you consider "round" a shape) and still manage to have sex almost every night.

I almost have sex on Monday, I almost have sex on Tuesday, I almost have sex on Wednesday, etc...

Sounds fun - get a webcam.

Posted: **Tue Aug 19, 2008 6:58 pm**

A circle is not a shape, although, a sphere is.

Posted: **Tue Aug 19, 2008 6:59 pm**

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Posted: **Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:00 pm**

Bill Bekkenhuis wrote:
Jess wrote:I didn't know you were like that...
(unless you consider "round" a shape)

Posted: **Wed Aug 20, 2008 7:01 am**

I'm not sure what they're teaching you these days, but back in my day:

a) A circle was a shape.
b) Pluto was a planet.

Those of us born in the more gentle age of yesteryear cling to these preconceptions as to a liferaft. Please do not disabuse us of them.

Posted: **Wed Aug 20, 2008 7:53 am**

Very Simply Put.

Posted: **Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:07 am**

Pluto was never a planet. A planet is a celestial body orbiting a star or stellar remnant that is massive enough to be rounded by its own gravity, not massive enough to cause thermonuclear fusion, and has cleared its neighbouring region of planetesimals. Pluto never was that.

There. Aren't definitions fun?

Posted: **Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:12 am**

I think it only fails that last one, considering Chiron...

Posted: **Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:25 am**

And its other Sister-MicroPlanet

Posted: **Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:34 am**

Ari, read your signature.

Posted: **Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:36 am**

At this rate I'm going to have to actually explain the finer points of call-by-need evaluation to you guys

Posted: **Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:36 am**

It makes no sense...

Posted: **Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:37 am**

There may come a day, but this is not that day.

Posted: **Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:38 am**

Riddles, Riddles...

Posted: **Wed Aug 20, 2008 2:36 pm**

"A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day! And if the battle lasts through tomorrow, it's not that day either! It may or may not be the day after that, I'm not sure. Still too early to tell. But in case it's not that day, or it is that day, but the battle is already over so it doesn't matter, I want you to remember this!"

Posted: **Wed Aug 20, 2008 6:21 pm**

I see.

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