Shireroth

The Imperial Court of Ayreon offers a job opportunity: Kaiserial Scribe. The position is paid and entirely non-political. The more you work, the more you're paid. Earn-as-you-work you could call it.

This is open to citizens and non-citizens alike. You have one week to apply for the job. You apply by sending me a PM.

Responsibilities include:

- Making sure all my and my steward's decrees are published and are in good order on the wiki.
- writing a biography of me on the wiki that is nral, objective and extensive (I can't do that myself as that would be a jävig situation)
- making sure that my future decrees are correct in terms of grammar and spelling
- recommending changes to the Decreebook so that they're correct in grammar and spelling.

In your application, state

- your name (duh)
- previous micronational or macronational work that are relevant to this application
- what you'd like to get paid (but remember, payment is to be negotiated)
- who you supported in the Loki/Ayreon feud*






* just kidding!

- your name Jess
- previous micronational or macronational work that are relevant to this application: I was head of Omega News and AWC
- what you'd like to get paid (but remember, payment is to be negotiated): EUR10 Per Month
- who you supported in the Loki/Ayreon feud* Lo....

PSST!

Kaiser Ayreon wrote:You apply by sending me a PM.

Jess= EpicFail

No, it was the Jacobus-Hasan feud, and that poor nice fellow Ayreon got pushed in the way.

Feuding with Ayreon would be like beating up on Barney the dinosaur. It would do little good, the crowd would be with Barney, you'd get purple fluff all over you, and he'd probably hug you and sing afterward.

(sigh)

I'm too far from home, and too tired to fued with anybody at the moment.

Thank you, Lord Isles, for your application

Jacobus Loki wrote:Feuding with Ayreon would be like beating up on Barney the dinosaur. It would do little good, the crowd would be with Barney, you'd get purple fluff all over you, and he'd probably hug you and sing afterward.

Oh, the images I get in my head.

If it's an original quote, it's Quote Of The Week tbh

Lol @ Jacobus

It's original and ad hoc.