Shireroth

Hail Baron Krasniy, Lord of the land of the h4773rs.

I agree entirely with your posts in Kildare regarding Kildare's ridiculous levels of activity. My first thought was to reply to that thread in agreement but- ah! the problem would be accentuated and prolonged. Thusly I am thanking you here. Good idea.

I will not be posting in Kildare for the next week in support of Lord Vorpmadal's grumblings. Grumble on, good sir! GRUMBLE ON! *blows nose*

Truly, my good predecessor, your wits have clearly not deserted you in the manner that my own did regarding the Kildarian thread of utter self-pwnage. Your personal boycott of that hyperactive Duchy is much appreciated... I myself am pondering not even looking at the place for a certain period of time (although this does present them the oppurtunity of creating a "let's slander Krasniy" thread, subjecting my defenceless self to all manner of secret ridicule while promoting yet more activity).

For your valiant effort you are rewarded with one week's fully paid holiday at H4774r's old residence in Lune Villa, Lunaris, at which you shall be wined, dined, and concubined until you're begging for some form of pain to balance out such relentless pleasure.

I give you assurance that even after my one-week self-imposed exile period is over, I shall not defend you in the "Let's Slander Krasniy" thread in support of the idea we both stand for.

I thank you for your most kind offer. Lune Villa sounds just like my cup of mango juice. I shall pack my things and take a ship from Mar Sara immediately.