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Krasniy!
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:55 pm
by Aurangzeb Khan
How do you fancy
liberating Barac(a with a tilde)o from the infidel capitalist Antican pig dogs?
In other unrelated news MoMA requests volunteers for an unauthorised suicide mission
for the craic.
Re: Krasniy!
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:59 pm
by Krasniy Yastreb
But.... I thought Antica were the 'good guys' at the current moment
Re: Krasniy!
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:03 pm
by Aurangzeb Khan
Neither party shall engage in, nor actively sponsor, whether directly or indirectly, any act of aggression against the other except for when both parties have agreed by mutual consent that it is the appropriate thing to do.
Oh alright I'll check if they mind being shot at first... (
Spoil sports)
Re: Krasniy!
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:13 pm
by Krasniy Yastreb
How about you go first. March into New Luanda wearing nothing but a loin cloth, a Mosin-Nagant 1891 rifle, three cartridges and eyes full of fire... and I might consider assisting you in some fashion.
Re: Krasniy!
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:21 pm
by Aurangzeb Khan
Curiously that was the role I intended for you. Back in the day I would have sent Zhivago... but Kevin's off being all Australian these days.
Re: Krasniy!
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:26 pm
by Krasniy Yastreb
A Scottish Australian at that... pffff.
You could always send Hesam. Ply him with a few bottles of hooch and show him an old travel brochure or something.
Re: Krasniy!
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:33 pm
by Aurangzeb Khan
No. I've decided I'm sending you - you just won't necessarily be aware of it at first... until you are awoken by the sensation of free-falling from 35,000ft...
Re: Krasniy!
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:39 pm
by Aurangzeb Khan
Alright - it is easier for everyone if we just smile and indulge the Anticans. However I'll still be throwing Krasniy out of a plane at 35,000ft.
Re: Krasniy!
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:43 pm
by hypatias mom
With or without the parachute???
Re: Krasniy!
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:54 pm
by Aurangzeb Khan
Parachute? Oh. Well I suppose there might be one available.
Re: Krasniy!
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:56 pm
by Krasniy Yastreb
Would it be an insult to your generosity to expect an oxygen supply too? 35,000ft is a long way up...
Re: Krasniy!
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:58 pm
by Aurangzeb Khan
I'm afraid the defence budget for this quarter has been misappropr....er... committed against other items of expenditure. You'll have to supply your own.
Re: Krasniy!
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 2:05 pm
by Krasniy Yastreb
Never before have the ironic possibilities of the phrase "don't hold your breath" been more apparent to me than this moment.
