Shireroth

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I know it's unorthodox for a B0O0/\/\ist service of penance to take place in the Multi Temple, but it's also unorthodox for a B0O0/\/\ist service of penance to take place at all, so let's just get on with this.

So, I'm assuming this pile of TNT's fuse will give me enough time to say my piece and then escape. Why else would someone put it here if not to help me out? Acts of contrition are hardly ever hard work. So...

*lights fuse*

O Malarbor, great god of forum colours, you who stands so tall and proud over Shireroth's great public monuments and presents us with newish news every day, greeting. I am performing this service to apologise for my blatant disregard for the basic aesthetic skill you demand of all those who approach the MiniInt with a style-based request. However, I was wondering, are you an omniscient god? If not, surely you could simply avoid the forum of Lac Glacei so that we al cou-

B0O0/\/\!!!11!1!



Wow, that'll take some time to grow back.

Oooh no, that won't grow back - you'll need to have a new one grafted on. Tisk. That won't be cheap...

Let me guess. I can get a discount from Osman-Amalgro Industries because this accident happened in a pagan heathen religious ceremony?

Yes - report to Augemented Assimilation Unit No. 6, Caligae, and present your voucher. Whatever you do don't agree to be sent to the Biomechanical Integration Department...