Shireroth

Hidey ho and a bucket of dades!

For some reason, I suppose a brief lapse of sanity, I decided to reside in Froyalan. Having realised I made a good choice I panicked and am just wondering what it would take for me to relocate to Yardistan?

I offer as a sacrifice/bribe.

Regards,

Mike Fors
Citizen

Depends on what Barony you want to be in

Meh...just ask the kaiser

If anyone says you can't, we'll simply annex you.

If you want to live in Yardistan, I don't think anyone's gonna say you can't. We'll be glad to have you here.

Residency!
Let's see... for Baronies... there's the Holy Lands, which aren't really a Barony but a collection of some of the oldest Shirerithian fiefdoms. You've got, for example, two Shirerithians who've been here for many years in charge of counties in the Holy Lands. In fact, the only *real* Barony in Yardistan is very new and is called Absentia, in which my County of Mar Sara is located along with the newly claimed province of Western Absentia. Mar Sara's recently rediscovered ancient culture contrasts with the stark emptiness of Absentia Minor. Much to be done there, but that's good! Finally there's the Territory of Lac Glacei. The Sheriff of that icy wastela- I mean winter wonderland is a Brookshirerithian called H4773r who was once a Baron in Yardistan. I've NO idea what goes on there... still don't know if it exists in our universe... but still, if you want to live there, you can.

Unfortunately I can't do you a County this second. However just because you're not a count doesn't mean you can't contribute to the individual cultures of each area. I'm unwilling to create a new County since we would have no land to allocate to it and there are inactive Counties right now. So just pick one at random and you'll probably have it to yourself. Didn't I read about some kind of Cyberian suicide pact if any of you meet again outside Cyberia? Eh, either way, avoid Florencia if you want to avoid Jacobus.

Now... you've mentioned you're interested in politics. Hmm. The ban on political parties is still off AFAIK. Historically Shireroth has always banned political parties because they lead to infighting or something, but in Bill's last reign he revoked the ban, and I don't think anyone noticed so these days it's technically legal. If you want to risk it, you can sort out a political party for Yardistan. Perhaps "The Yardistani Annexation Corps Representation Front"?

Oh, and if you didn't know, I'm Benkern, Duke and Anarch of Yardistan. Good to meet you.

Ok. From now on I live in Yardistan. There. Done. If anyone says I can't I'll just ignore them.

I've decided to, at least for the time being, set up my shop in the County of Mirioth, Amity and So-Sara, mainly because of the cool name. Perhaps I will attempt to form some sort of a group for people that hold the same views on certain issues. If someone wants to call that a , that person must be really boring.

*Shoves off to Neg... Negri... Negrixna... Negrixnaht.*

Mike--

One of the interesting things about Yardistan is that it is the only duchy allowed by law to rebel. Enjoy.

I know.

*Stifles maniacal laughter*

I just thought that the scenery was so wonderful I had to live here. HAHAHAHA!!!

*Clamps hands over mouth*

Parts of the Duchy is a veritable archipelago. Many nice... islands... and stuff. Gotta lie down for a while now...

If you should need the services of the men in the white coats, please just laugh again as you did. They will be with you soon.

I hang political party bosses in my lands mate. Good luck. ^_____^

According to the charter, he could make a new county with his Baron/Dukes permission...

Not with my county lands!

Patience.

Lac Glacei must exist, for I am the I.R.E.! If Hatter is gone, maybe Mike should be Sheriff. Or maybe Balliff.

Why not. I would love being a Count/Baron/Insert title here. Where is Lac Glacei by the way? I don't see it on the map.

That's what I meant by it not existing in this dimension. It's got no land right now... I think that land currently belongs to our friends in Gralus.

Yes... friends. *gets out holy hand grenade*

JIHAD!

Narrator: In ASC 3256, war was beginning.
benkern: What happen?
Jacobus: Somebody set up us the bizarre territory-less administrative region.
Jess: We get flying pigeon.
benkern: What!
Jess: Main message unwrap.
benkern: It's you!!
GRALUS: How are you gentlemen!!
GRALUS: All your unimaginably old lands are belong to us.
GRALUS: You are on the way to lack of cartographic consistency.
benkern: What you say!!
GRALUS: You have no chance to reclaim make your time.
GRALUS: Ha Ha Ha Ha ....
Jess: Duke!!
benkern: Take off every 'YAC'!!
benkern: You know what you annexing.
benkern: Move 'YAC'.
benkern: For great juice taste.

BENKERN: Zero Wing reference FTW! Fuckin' sweet!