Shireroth

So, this is Shireroth. We've got traditions and customs and unwritten laws and all that. So, I'd just like to point out that when Scott said that Hasan's traditional three-month reign ends at the end of June, what he meant was of course that since Hasan was crowned on February 28th, his traditional three-month reign ended at the end of May .

It's OK, of course. Hasan's got plans, and he hasn't had time to implement them yet. We don't have term limits, our Kaisers decide themselves when it's time to hand off the power to the next guy in line, and there are very good reasons why we do it this way. All I want to do here is to remind everyone that he's been on the throne for a while, and that Jacobus *has* been making moves in the general direction of this same throne lately.

Your Niftiness, maybe it's time you take a good look at the rest of your reign, and make the best of the time you decide to take?

*laughs at the concept of a Babkhan giving up the throne*

I can count just fine, but for some reason I thought Hasan took the throne at the end of March.

That was likely due to the second Babkhan witch hunt. I would have already resigned if it weren't for the fact that the first month of my reign was spent defending my intentions.

Ari, thanks for your 'pleasant' reminder. All that is left for me to do is work out the economy with Erik. He offered to take a look at it so I am waiting for him to submit a proposal. Once the economy is complete I promise that you will no longer have to bare the idea of me as Kaiser.

This of course leads everyone to the question "WHAT! I THOUGHT THE ECONOMY WAS FINISHED??!?!?! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!". Since my main goal as Kaiser was to implement the economy, this remains my goal. Once Erik has some more time we're going to review it.

Shall I dismantle the barricades your Majesty?

haven't seen many severed camel heads on pikes around Shirekeep lately, so I think we're fine for a bit.

Great - I'll forward the Zoo's invoice concerning the loss of stock to the palace then?

Why did you get the names of those in the anti-Babkhan mob?

Don't wait for me. I'm delayed. Might be a few weeks. I cannot guess. I'm leaching net from my neighbors. (A pair of cute girls, I've befriended) and it cuts out most of the day.

...I need to start dating again.

Or you may even have to (heaven forbid) pay(!) for internet access. (or start dating your cute neighbor(s).

I will be shortly.

and one has a BF, and the other seems to have bound herself to a guy she can't be with right now. As best I can tell.

So much for that idea...

Or... has she.

The thot plickens?

I prefer to use the variation I unwittingly invented at the age of 8 after misreading the phrase:

"The Pilot Thickens"

DOWN WITH THE BABKHAN OPPRESSORS! WE SHALL REVENGE!

um...

BOOO!!!!

Time to deal with the rebellious Clan Russell once and for all.

Steady now,

Greg, take a deep breath, remember that the Grand Commonwealth is dead and that we're all friends now.

Ardy, put down the dental impliments and have another glass of red. (Just in case this goes to shit again, kidnap Krazniy and Benkern, assemble the guard, I'll head over to the bank and meet you at the helicopter)

and that Jacobus *has* been making moves in the general direction of this same throne lately.

What? I'm loyal I tell you, loyal as can be! I haven't made a move on the throne for quite a while now. The other day, I tell you I was DUSTING, fluffing pillows, changing light bulbs, and such........

LesserZjinadaria's new flag?

Jess wrote:The Duchy of Froyalan's new flag?

Fixed

I don't get it, we put fake beards over our beards to disguise ourselves and yet somehow all of you discovered our identities!

We're crafty lil' devils...