Shireroth

For a little fun - this is what Gralus did in WW2 when we knew we were going to surrender, but decided to have some fun first. We gave up on the standard mission of 'keeping troops alive and killing the enemy' and turned to personal, more backstory missions (ie Loot as much as you can, Kill Monty, get some men captured and then escape them etc). We could try that here ...

Andreas the Wise wrote:Kill Monty

Actually, in Toketi, it was capture Monty alive and have him publicly executed...

Sorry, yes, Capture him and put him on trial ...

On this one, it could be things like:
Loot as much as you can.
Get them to admit the Gascons like the new culture/s.
Capture Edward/Dominique/whoever claims to be King at the moment (bonus points if you can bring them back to Shirekeep)
Andreas and Scott vs Ardy - save vs kill Nova English POWs ... (though lets see if we can use them to bargain with first)

Excellent idea!!

Looting is always good but focus on the fate of the English prisoners. It may be a plot line that is best repatriated to these forums as the recwar on the MCS is starting to lose the last vestiges of coherence.

Probably best. Some people just don't understand recwar ...

Bringing POW's to the homeland is an honored tradition.

Munitions plant or social experiment?

Andreas the Wise wrote:Sorry, yes, Capture him and put him on trial ...

Sorry, still wrong. We were gonna do it the Tokian way and just execute him by defenestration...

Liam didn't finish that thought. Defenestration into an angry mob of Chelkran.

You must be unfamiliar with Tokian Defenestration Executions.... I'll draw a picture one of these days...

Just be sure to use non-tempered glass if you plan those executions. It's so annoying to have to wait for a few surface scratches bleed out.

Annoying bloodstains? Why not use new Cilit Bang!... err... Easy-Off BAM?

Defenestrations.

Works for the Czechs.

Well actually it didn't. Well yes it got the Habsburg governors out of the window... but it led to a Catholic Army marching in and destroying the Bohemian forces at the battle of the White Mountain.

But what a tradition.
Of course the Reds did it to someone in '48, I think..................

hypatias mom wrote:Just be sure to use non-tempered glass if you plan those executions. It's so annoying to have to wait for a few surface scratches bleed out.

Not a problem. The glass is actually specially cut to break into long, thin shards. And if that doesn't kill them, the fall is 25 stories into pointy sticks...

That ought to work.

Well. we're at 100% efficiency, but out of 7 executions, that's not too revealing...

Oh, sorry, I was thinking of my punishment for Monty... Wherein I 300-kicked him from the balcony of the Almighty Palace into a horde of angry Chelkran, who tear him limb-from-limb and roast him over an open fire and eat him. Mah bad.

No, I think the normal defenestrations are adequate. The addiitional touches are really superfluous.

Mine is meant for a (hopefully) quick kill. His is just...too much...

Prodigy, only if you had captured him for Chelkran Kesh. Toketi capture equaled Tokian Defenestration. Novan capture equaled trial and hanging >_>