King Hasan I of Bosworth
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 2:10 am
WHEREAS the Kingdom of Bosworth currently is in a severe state of disarray;
AND WHEREAS the Kingdom of Bosworth is in dire need of strong, enlightened and benevolent leader to free it from the severe state of disarray;
AND WHEREAS we are of the opinion that the person known as Dominique of Aquitaine, in whose favour King Edward of Bosworth yesterday abdicated, will not be able to provide the strong, enlightened and benevolent leadership the Kingdom of Bosworth desperately needs and therefore cannot accept the said Dominique of Aquitaine as King of Bosworth;
AND WHEREAS the current Kaiser of Shireroth, His Niftiness Hasan I of the line of Kalir, has a most excellent track record with lifting burdens of disarray of the shoulders Nations and breaking their yokes of misery;
AND WHEREAS we are fully confident that His Niftiness Kaiser Hasan I of Shireroth can and will provide strong, enlightened and benevolent leadership needed to get the Kingdom of Bosworth out of its current state of misery;
AND WHEREAS His Niftiness Kaiser Hasan I of Shireroth has, through right of conquest, a legitimate claim on the Throne of Bosworth;
LET IT THEREFORE BE KNOWN that we, Harald of Ettlingar Freyu, Duke of Gascony and Premier Peer of Bosworth hereby proclaim His Niftiness Kaiser Hasan I of Shireroth KING OF BOSWORTH and that he shall assume the self-same position of King of Bosworth, effective immediately.
All hail King Hasan I of Bosworth!!
Signed,
Harald of Ettlingar Freyu,
Duke of Gascony,
Premier Peer of Bosworth.
AND WHEREAS the Kingdom of Bosworth is in dire need of strong, enlightened and benevolent leader to free it from the severe state of disarray;
AND WHEREAS we are of the opinion that the person known as Dominique of Aquitaine, in whose favour King Edward of Bosworth yesterday abdicated, will not be able to provide the strong, enlightened and benevolent leadership the Kingdom of Bosworth desperately needs and therefore cannot accept the said Dominique of Aquitaine as King of Bosworth;
AND WHEREAS the current Kaiser of Shireroth, His Niftiness Hasan I of the line of Kalir, has a most excellent track record with lifting burdens of disarray of the shoulders Nations and breaking their yokes of misery;
AND WHEREAS we are fully confident that His Niftiness Kaiser Hasan I of Shireroth can and will provide strong, enlightened and benevolent leadership needed to get the Kingdom of Bosworth out of its current state of misery;
AND WHEREAS His Niftiness Kaiser Hasan I of Shireroth has, through right of conquest, a legitimate claim on the Throne of Bosworth;
LET IT THEREFORE BE KNOWN that we, Harald of Ettlingar Freyu, Duke of Gascony and Premier Peer of Bosworth hereby proclaim His Niftiness Kaiser Hasan I of Shireroth KING OF BOSWORTH and that he shall assume the self-same position of King of Bosworth, effective immediately.
All hail King Hasan I of Bosworth!!
Signed,
Harald of Ettlingar Freyu,
Duke of Gascony,
Premier Peer of Bosworth.