Shireroth

The caplan enters a military podium. Lots of soldiers await the blessing.



Dear, my little pathfinders. A new war comes over us! I'm not a politican, I don't know what's the issue here. Whatever, you start a adventure, maybe you don't come back, but think about this: it's for good aims, I hope. And if you lay down falling on the battlefield, putrefied and so on. Well, remember my words, you never can expect every-good-time in your live. In every live there are bad times. We must get along with such cases. Laying down, why so pessimistic? Look at the bright site of life. Ok, maybe you are dying, but is the whole world bad on this account? It isn't. Look arround. Is there a butterfly flying arround you? Is it a pretty sunshine day? What is the gras doing at the moment? Does it grow? Be happy about that, because even if you will die the text minutes, but all the things arround you will alive, maybe.

Soldiers of ... *looks at a note pad* ... Shireroth! You're blessed by the Great Benny Bunny! Move out into the battlefield and fight for ... *looks at a note pad* ... Shireroth! But before: conclude an life insurance!

Amen!

Best speech on war EVER.

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Right - he's forces chapalin now. No ifs no buts, stuff him in a sack if needs be, but bring him with us.

I completely agree. He will also be The Kaiser's personal chaplain.

I do my level best. Also I offer consultation-hours if there is an office need.

Oh mystic chaplain, I have a question of faith. If I purchase an automobile, should it be diesel or Petroleum gasoline?

It depends of your visits in the Benny Bunny Chirch. Do you going to visit me often, use Petroleum gasoline. Because it doesn't stink so much and so it lays siege to me. But don't you plan visits, use diesel, because the citizen will identify the disbelievers!

*hands to sky*

Truly I say to you, citizens: You will know them by their cars!