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Church of the Great Benny Bunny
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 3:07 am
by Vogelweidenwalther
Welcome to the Church of the Great Benny Bunny
http://www.bennybunnychurch.de.vu/
In with you, lost sheep. We will save your soul.
Our Missionaries hope for you.
We also offer a confessional. Let's talk about your frame of mind, my sheep.

Re: Church of the Great Benny Bunny
Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 2:09 am
by Vogelweidenwalther
Lots of faiths strike dead you at the moment. Thus, make a good choice. And if you want to choice the only truthful religion, join us!

Re: Church of the Great Benny Bunny
Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 5:01 pm
by Silvanus314
This is obscene.
Free market is good.
Jesus Christ our LORD is good.
Communism is bad.
Worshipping bunnies is bad.
Re: Church of the Great Benny Bunny
Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 11:44 pm
by hypatias mom
Just remember, this is the Multi-temple. There are worshipers of all kinds here, who worship everything from God to trees. All beliefs are acceptable to post about here. That is why this forum is here. They will not necessarily find followers, but they are encouraged to post.
Re: Church of the Great Benny Bunny
Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 1:56 am
by Vogelweidenwalther
If you've sorrow join our religion and borrow
our merchandise, which has advantages in regard to the price
follow our holy benny bunny, maybe it seems to be kind of funny,
but in fact it makes you heard so smart.
Now, the english verion:
http://www.bennybunnychurch.de.vu/
Amen!
Re: Church of the Great Benny Bunny
Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 2:22 am
by b3n|<3r|\|
Furry Happy Monsters... awesome.

REM!
Re: Church of the Great Benny Bunny
Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 5:30 am
by Vogelweidenwalther
Place of pilgrimage: Moocow pilgrim chapel
Worshippers of Benny Bunny often pilgrim to the small moocew shrine, getting blessing. Mother moocew brought up the little Benny Bunny with her mother's milk. Nowadays she is said to be a patron saint of socialist milk production.

Re: Church of the Great Benny Bunny
Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 11:22 pm
by Andreas the Wise
You should talk to the Natopian church of the Holy Butter Cow, followers of Bovinism ...
Re: Church of the Great Benny Bunny
Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 5:51 am
by Vogelweidenwalther
Thanks for the advice. I will contact them.
Re: Church of the Great Benny Bunny
Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 9:10 am
by Erik Mortis
No one tell Brrapa about this... he might have a cow.... *cringes*...sorry.
Re: Church of the Great Benny Bunny
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 7:07 am
by Jacobus Loki
Question-
Are chocolate rabbits a devotion or a sacrilige, or anything?

Re: Church of the Great Benny Bunny
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 8:29 am
by Vogelweidenwalther
Do you know Catholic hosts? Symbols for Jesus' body. Chocolate rabbits are the same thing, symbols of the Great Benny Bunny, came to gladden your life. Take a bite of your chocolate rabbit without a guilty conscience. But after that, brush your teeth. Amen!
Re: Church of the Great Benny Bunny
Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:44 pm
by Jacobus Loki
Wonderful.
Does the Great Bunny recognize Saint Groucho? He founded the branch of Sozialism once rampant in Cyberia!
Of course as former Chief Groucho-Marxist, i might be a bit prejudiced.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCvz8y_DUSY
Re: Church of the Great Benny Bunny
Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 3:02 pm
by Andreas the Wise
Vogelweidenwalther wrote:Do you know Catholic hosts? Symbols for Jesus' body. Chocolate rabbits are the same thing, symbols of the Great Benny Bunny, came to gladden your life. Take a bite of your chocolate rabbit without a guilty conscience. But after that, brush your teeth. Amen!
So the
Bunny Song is one of your hymns?
(PS: Terribly sorry to those out there who, like me, remember the original and didn't know this version existed, but Youtube doesn't seem to have the original original one ... this one's so less controversial ...)