Shireroth

...and, well... it's a bit strange, I don't feel drunk - if anything, I am just making more mistakes as I type and the keys feel... softer, somehow, it's difficult to explain, but otherwise I don't feel fundamentally different. I mean, people don't really feel a need to act stupid when they're drunk, it's just an excuse to do things they wanted to do anyway.

Well, in any case, it's time for me to call everyone on the internet dicks and tell them how much they blow. If you need me, I'll be on #fiftychat.

YOU CAN STILL TYPE? NOT DRUNK ENOUGH YET!

It's not good to drink ethanol...drink Kasukame...

Thats funny, I just chain-smoked three packs of Marlboro cigarettes. You should try them. If its not Shirerothian enough for you chaps, we can rename them "Malarboros" or something.

Don't smoke Marlboros. Just think the ads are hilarious.