Shireroth

I did. If there's one thing you should remember about me, it's that I absolutely will not tolerate mudkipping.

Locking is not right...we never did it

The Federation abolished locking on Stardate 17854.3

Unlock the thread...

...I think you guys are really underestimating my convictions about mudkipping.

QUICK, GUYS! SAY YOU HATE MUDKIPS! WE CAN STILL USE HIS CONTRARIANISM AGAINST HIM!

Yeah!!! Kill him!!!

of course we banned mudkipping the next year, except on Slushkin 8, where it is allowed for religious reasons.

(Draws phaser, cautiously looks for an exit)

Double Posters must die!

Admiral, quick! (Throws Quirk a phaser).

(Catches phaser.)

Scotty, two to beam up! Energize!

(Whirring, blinking. Sh033r and the Admiral vanish.)

Unlocking the thread would only lead to more senseless and baseless Mudkipping (as much as I know about it from people here in Austria) which could possibly be the silliest thing ever. However, ICANHASCHEEZBURGER is NOT the silliest thing in the world, and l33t speak is downright adorable from those silly little cats.

Leet speak is pathetic

All right, heres a draft of my decision in the matter.

Every Duke has the right to close threads in his own Satrapy.

If any citizen doesn't like it they can lodge a protest with the Arbiter. The Arbirter can then decide the issue or pass it on to the Majlis.

If anyone violates this they will pay a fine of 50E in the new economic system.

Please debate this draft among yourselves. I'll ignore it for a month, and then decree a Farman once everyone else has forgotten about it.

Interesting that someone posting here in Shireroth would invoke the Majlis and a Farman. Makes one wonder...

Babkahn Succession issue + Switching day / technicolor ponies = strangeness