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Bringing to Order

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 1:12 am
by b3n|<3r|\|
Ironic title for a ducal decree in Yardistan... :D
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DUCAL DECREE #1
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I, Duke Benkern of Yardistan, do declare the following:

First that our trustee Prodigy Almighty is hereby named Baron of Absentia if he should take the honor to replace myself, the Duke of Yardistan;
Second that, having looked at the map of Shireroth it has been made clear to me that there should exist a County named the County of Western Absentia, there shall now be a County of Western Absentia located within the Barony of Absentia, and Prodigy Almighty shall be its Count (if he took the honor of Baron of Absentia);
Third that our trustee Jess von Amokolia is hereby named... Baron of the Holy Lands of Shireroth to replace the Most Lovable and Huggable but Unfortunately Absent Greg "Gman" Russell (though if he can come up with a more fitting title I'll be happy to grant it my seal of approval).
Fourth that our trustee the Baron Prodigy Almighty is hereby named Steward, 2-i-C, Vice Duke etc. (the only stipulation is he must come up with his own nice-sounding title).

Be it so enacted!
Signed & Sealed by Dolphin-Duke Benkern
INSANIA VULT
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Prodigy, if you don't wanna leave your homeland in the Holy Lands, I would understand.

Re: Bringing to Order

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 2:42 pm
by Prodigy Almighty
Um... can I at least keep Amstead? :D That fortress of mine rocks.

But certainly, I would be honored by this appointment. Hell, the city named after me (Serovopolis) is there, so I might as well. I'll probably make that my main place of residence... May I just ask what exactly my new duty as "Vice Duke" entails so I may come up with a suitably nice-sounding title? :)

Re: Bringing to Order

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:10 am
by b3n|<3r|\|
Basically if I die or go on extended leave you're Duke in my absence, and if I'm lazy I can get you to post in the Landsraad on my behalf. Like Steward and Emissary.

If you want to *move* Amstead, it can be arranged (airships etc.), or you could just claim ownership so if another Count comes along they can make their own new fortress, but Amstead would remain, and as your personal property (subject to the ruling Count's approval of course).

Re: Bringing to Order

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:56 am
by Prodigy Almighty
Oh, okay.... so then, I'll think up a nice title... give me some time, I'll get back to you...

I think I'll just move Amstead to Serovopolis. It's a bit of a move, but I can pull it off with my resources. :D

Re: Bringing to Order

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 1:17 pm
by Andreas the Wise
I can always help you with that, Prodigy ...

Re: Bringing to Order

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:19 pm
by Jacobus Loki
I think benkern should remain as Duke. Is there a stray barony or county the nobody wants?

Re: Bringing to Order

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:41 am
by b3n|<3r|\|
If you want the title of Duke Yardistan you can have it back, haven't really had time to make a proper ass print on this throne yet. :kaiser

But if a Barony or County will do you, there's a bunch of Counties in the Holy Lands. If your heart is set on a Barony I'm not opposed to incorporating Lac Glacei fully into Yardistan with you as Baron (H4773r will of course remain Sheriff ;)).

Re: Bringing to Order

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:06 pm
by Prodigy Almighty
That or kick Jess out and make him a Count again... :D Of course, that's just me being mean again... :evil

Re: Bringing to Order

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 2:31 pm
by Liam conToketi
No, that's you being honest. There's a difference ;)

Re: Bringing to Order

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:57 am
by Gman Russell
Nah, thats a cool title. Start using even when i'm here. :document

Re: Bringing to Order

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 8:55 am
by Jacobus Loki
I would accept Florencia, except my ex-wife's name was Florence (gag).

I think Yardisatan County should be Nick's in perpetuity, and by admined by the Duke.

I'll acept whatever Your Grace thinks is fit. Jess and Prodigy deserve to move up.

Jacobus
He of no signature

Re: Bringing to Order

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 9:26 am
by b3n|<3r|\|
Jacobus Loki wrote:\I'll acept whatever Your Grace thinks is fit. Jess and Prodigy deserve to move up.
This is true. Problem with Shireroth - we're all so nifty we deserve to move up, but that leaves no one at the bottom. :)

It really makes little difference to me, if I could I'd have you as a Baron but we don't have enough Counts so...
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DUCAL DECREE #2
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I, Duke Benkern of Yardistan and Anarch of Yardistan, do declare the following:

First that our trustee and the former Duke Yardistan Jacobus is hereby named Count Florencia UNLESS he opposes on understandable grounds.
Second that in the case in which Count Jacobus opposes his appointment to Florencia he is given permission to rename said County.
Third that if Count Jacobus does not wish to rename the County he has been assigned he is hereby named Count Yardistan until such a time as Nick the Yardistani returns, at which point this issue shall be reconsidered.

Be it so enacted!
Signed & Sealed by Dolphin-Duke Benkern, Anarch of Yardistan
INSANIA VULT
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Re: Bringing to Order

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 9:28 am
by Kaiser Hasan I
I oppose this based on its anti-Shirerothian nature, in fact, I oppose you!!!!!!!!!

Re: Bringing to Order

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 9:30 am
by b3n|<3r|\|
Begone foul demon of switching day! :whip

Re: Bringing to Order

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 9:34 am
by Sh033r
MILORD THE SHAH NA NA IS COME
:worship :worship :worship :worship

(Flying beast turns bright pink and vomits again)

Re: Bringing to Order

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 9:38 am
by Kaiser Hasan I
x

Re: Bringing to Order

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 9:42 am
by EARBREAKER
ALSO: CRUISE CONTROL IN THIS THREAD IS GOGOGO

Re: Bringing to Order

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 9:48 am
by Jacobus Loki
Yes!

We're going to go where Ardy won't go where there ain't no snow and the whipowill sings in the Big Rock Candy Mountain!

ANARCHY IS BACK! LONG LIVE WHOEVER!

LET'S REBEL AGAINST EVEYTHING, IT'S 1968 AGAIN!

Re: Bringing to Order

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 9:52 am
by Sh033r
I teneatively agree with everyone. Does anyone have any medicine for my daragonishlike-being friend?

And I'd like to move my Grand-Barony to the Duchy of Babalooey.

Re: Bringing to Order

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 9:54 am
by Kaiser Hasan I
x

Re: Bringing to Order

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 10:46 am
by Admiral Quirk
The ....ah.... FEDERATION council has never made ......policy on that question.....

Re: Bringing to Order

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 12:43 pm
by Scotsman
Quack Quack!

Re: Bringing to Order

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 1:36 pm
by Sh033r
Hhhmmmm, roast duck.........

Re: Bringing to Order

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 2:01 pm
by Monsignor Ponyberg
YES! My Ponies will supportzor you, Mr Shah! Down with everything!

Re: Bringing to Order

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 2:12 pm
by Scotsman
Poo...

Re: Bringing to Order

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 2:34 pm
by Sh033r
Mrs. Sh033r is goint o love the ponies. Time to test thre colour printer.

Re: Bringing to Order

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 2:49 pm
by Sh033r
It works!

Admiral, there be ponies here!

Re: Bringing to Order

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 2:52 pm
by Admiral Quirk
Very well, Mr. Shoe, set course for the Horsehead Nebula, Warp Factor 6!

Re: Bringing to Order

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 2:53 pm
by Sh033r
Don't you mean Warp Factor 6?

Re: Bringing to Order

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 2:57 pm
by Sh033r
Don't you mean Warp Factor 6?