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Shireroth!

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:30 am
by Kaiser Hasan I
Fellow Shirerothians, thank for your support.

I look forward to working achieving the goals I've set forth as your Kaiser. I would like to congratulate Jacobus for being an excellent adversary, I look forward to us working together. Great thanks to all Shirerothians who supported me and forced me through an obstacle course of tests to achieve their approval. To those that did not support me, I hope to continue working to win your approval, hopefully I will be suited well enough to achieve that goal. To our enemies, I would like to give them a sporting chance to run stumbling and screaming as far away from our glory as they can before we hunt them down like the pathetics dogs they are*.

To our contemporaries and friends I say soon they will look at Shireroth and see the future of the community. I want Shireroth to once again be home to new ideas and innovations which set the standard for the sector. With the combined talent of our great nation, we can achieve this if we want it.

My special thanks go to the supporting cast over the past few weeks:

- Ricardo Montalbán

- My Little Pony

- Uday Hussein

- Harvey Birdman


Thank you,

HIM Kaiser Hasan I

*(apologies, still working on keeping the Babkhan behaviour in check )

Re: Shireroth!

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:34 am
by Jonas
Don't remember me you was a Babhkan!
Now you're a Shirithian... :evil

:worship :worship

Re: Shireroth!

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:57 am
by Erik Mortis
Who's feelin' Peanuty?

Re: Shireroth!

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:04 pm
by Jonas
Erik Mortis Brookshire wrote:Who's feelin' Peanuty?
Huh? :confused

Re: Shireroth!

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:32 pm
by Jacobus Loki
Milords, Ladies and of course, Your Niftiness.

First of all, I'd like to thank ALL of those who supported my bid. I find myself in the position of Al Gore, former Vice President of the U.S. in 2000, having won the popular vote (47% to 36%, I think), but loosing the "Electoral College" (Landsraad) 3 to 2. :D :D
(Poor Al didn't get anything for 2nd, except an Oscar and a Noble Prize. I got a 'fridge, a three-day paid vacation, and my old job back!)

Thus do we Shiririthians again slay the Demon of Democracy! :archy

Briefly, again, to my supporters, I wiil not say to you, "our day will come", because our day is come, it is today, here and now. We have had an unprecedented opportunity to view two major claimants of the highest office. His Niftiness showed energy and resolution. I look forward to seeing his ideas move forward, and assisting where I am able.

Shireroth has shown maturity and judgement by not sliding into Civl War as many nations in analgous situations do frequently. We may have Civil Wars, but we War Civilly, and as we choose to, not forced by passions and ambition!

To those who did not support my bid, I thank you for your confidence in my ability to "back up".

(During the heyday of the Denver Broncos (U.S.) football team, my favorite player was Gary Kubiak. :) )

A question for historians- Has any Steward served consecutive Kaisers? Who was the longest-serving Steward?

At any rate, I leave the spotligh to His Niftiness, and resum my seat in the plain black chair.

Re: Shireroth!

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:38 pm
by Erik Mortis
I think we have had consecutive Stewards yes.. but I can't recall when.

Re: Shireroth!

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:40 pm
by h4773r's Herald
probably G-man under different alias' if not someone else, definitely.

Re: Shireroth!

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:56 pm
by Jonas
I will try to make a list of Stewards and Praetors if I have time.

Re: Shireroth!

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:00 pm
by Jess
Kaiser Hasan I wrote:Fellow Shirerothians, thank for your support.



*(apologies, still working on keeping the Babkhan behaviour in check )
Boo...

Re: Shireroth!

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:37 pm
by Andreas the Wise
My Kaiser, ignore him. I look forward to seeing your wonderful plans put into action, with the help of your more than able steward ...

Re: Shireroth!

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:07 pm
by Erik Mortis
Now Jess, he's our Kaiser now. Show respect...

Re: Shireroth!

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:07 pm
by Jacobus Loki
During the Roman Empire, on the conquering generals' triumph as prisoners and the captive wealth of the conquest were paraded through Rome Itself, there was one who followed the General. His job was to say, "Remember, thou art but human. Remember, thou art but human."

Such is Jess.

Come good friend, and let us go forth and mess about in Yardistan. The place needs a little fixing-up.

Re: Shireroth!

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:05 am
by Kaiser Hasan I
I read "I Claudius" as well. :P

Re: Shireroth!

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:33 am
by Erik Mortis
I read "I Robot"! :)

Re: Shireroth!

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:35 am
by Kaiser Hasan I
Philip K. Dick is a better writer. I will be posting to the Coronation thread btw, but Its a bit long so Im still working on it.

Re: Shireroth!

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:25 am
by Jonas
Erik Mortis Brookshire wrote:I read "I Robot"! :)
I read... ow I know! The Bible! :worship :worship

Re: Shireroth!

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:55 am
by Erik Mortis
I read the Linux Bible..

Re: Shireroth!

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:58 am
by Aurangzeb Khan
I see your Philip K. Dick and raise you with Umberto Eco.

This week I am mostly reading Foucault's Pendulum. :p

Re: Shireroth!

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:09 am
by Erik Mortis
Just as long as no one brings up Herman Melville, I'll be happy...

Re: Shireroth!

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:12 am
by Aurangzeb Khan
No fear - I've never read Moby Dick.

Re: Shireroth!

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:19 am
by Jacobus Loki
I'm re-reading Burrows "Mars" series...

Re: Shireroth!

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 1:04 pm
by Erik Mortis
Burrows? Mars.... I'm interested.

Try Robinson's Mars Trilogy. Lots of politics.. but a good trilogy...

Re: Shireroth!

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:55 pm
by Jacobus Loki
Edgar Rice Burrows, twelve volumes

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Princess_of_Mars

Tardos Mors was Jeddak of Helium, Mors Kajak was his son. When I first stumbled in here so many years ago, I though they were related to the Kaisers.

Until I met Malarbor, of course.

Re: Shireroth!

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:56 pm
by Jacobus Loki
I see your Philip K. Dick and raise you with Umberto Eco.
Call, and raise Stanislaw Lem. :)

Re: Shireroth!

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 5:07 pm
by Kaiser Hasan I
I've got a William Gibson, Two Vonneguts, A Bradbury and a Neal Stephenson.

Re: Shireroth!

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 6:04 pm
by Prodigy Almighty
Read 'em and weep! An A. Chimendez, Terry Goodkind, Brian Jacques, and two pairs of Tolkiens! :D

Re: Shireroth!

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 6:52 pm
by Andreas the Wise
I've been lax, I can only offer a Tolkien and a Pratchett. Darn good Pratchett though ...

Re: Shireroth!

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 8:05 pm
by Liam conToketi
I haven't had a good book in a few months...

I've got about 20 Raymond E. Feists... :D

Re: Shireroth!

Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 12:00 am
by h4773r's Herald
i see your 20 feist with my own (midkemia RAWKS!) and raise you 3 Karen Traviss, and 2 Frank Beddor *pulls a Laurel K. Hamilton out of his sleeve* my gf says i have to read em since she read my feist books

Re: Shireroth!

Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 4:10 am
by Behmanesh FarzAn
I've got about 20 Raymond E. Feists...
Yes I think we all noticed that in your wholescale "importing" of the series into your micronation.