Shireroth

.........it was tradition to have your Steward take the throne when you stepped down. However, that tradition has been lost by the wayside.

(from Shirewiki)

Well, as a fervent traditionalist, I believe in restoring as many traditions as we can. I have been loth to raise this, but deep in my background, I am descended from Kaiser Loki I, and matrilinially from an illegitimate daughter of Kaiser James VI.

I do not formally claim the Throne at this time. There are lines of descent senior to mine, but I shan't stand aside for any lesser line.

Good reasons for my Kaisership-

I have added greatly to the claims of the Imperial Republic.
I have experience making proclamations and decrees.
I can assume a slightly-crazed Imperial attitude at will.

I won a FNORD. (I know that doesn't mean an awful lot in the Search for Kaiserness, but I just found out about it, and wanted to brag somewhere about it.)
The Idea of Kaiser James VII/Loki II would frighten certain potential adversaries of the Imperial Republic, and severely annoy others.

Oh, and the Dirigibles you hear in the air, the battleship Kaiser Mors V taking gunnery practice in the distance........Don't be concerned about any of that, they are there for your protection............

Really.

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why the bloody hell not!?!? Any Kaiser who hands me a ridiculously important title like Sheriff of all that new semi-real land must be a good idea for me . .

HAIL KAISER . . er, potentially, Kaiser whatever-you-choose-to-be.

Of all the people who helped restore the country, aside from the late Kaiser (may he rest in peace), you would seem to have the strongest claim to the Mango Throne. Who would ever have thought it possible? I add my assent to those who would raise you to the Kaisership.

I offer myself for Kaiser!

No, joking, I don't even meet the one citizenship requirement. I must say, of all the single citizens, I can only see you, Jacobus, or Ari, as capable of governing our great nation. As Ari has expressed that he does not wish to be Kaiser at this time, I throw my support behind you!

What?! Actually putting forth good reasons why you ought to be Kaiser, hoping for popular approval, instead of gesticulating wildly toward some dusty, mildew-covered genealogical charts and moldy ancestral bones?!

Ahem, Allow me.

I declare myself Kaiser Jayatar, of the throne of the Imperial Republic of Shireroth. As my first order of business I declare Harald of Froyalan to be Steward to the throne who will act as executive in all decisions, and second in authority only to me.

A Babkhan as Kaiser? Never! Jacobus, take the throne! Or have a civil war ... we could do with one of those ...

I'm not a Babkhan here. Here I am Count of Hyperborea, a citizen of Shireroth.

It is grotesquely illegal but once it goes through the Kaiser can rewrite the law to make it retrospectively legal... result! All hail Kaiser Jayatar! Long Live Perpetual Civil War!

*Fires off a Whirling Dervish at the nearest Dirigible*

Your Dirigibles and Whirling Dervishes are nothing compared to the might of the OMEGA BATTLE SUIT!

... *whispered conversation*

WHAT! What do you mean the OBS isn't finished yet? A pox on your scientific reasons, I want my even-bigger-than-the-other giant robot DONE and READY for use! *Slaps the scientist*

Well, looks like my bid for Kaiser was short lived... looks like I'll just back Jacobus then.

Wasn't there the one citizenship restriction anyway, or was that part of the Charter?

*Whispers to the Scientist*
Whatever he's paying you... I'll double it... and send him to the salt mines too.. that way there will be no risk of you being sued for breach of contract... and no more backslaps, from now on its harem girl backrubs... get my drift?

For that stunning endorsement, The Khan shall be appointed Arch-Duke of all Duchies of Shireroth, his responsibilities shall include judicial authority and the ability to delegate degrees to the various Dukes. The Emir shall also act as Minister of Defence to The Steward (Executive)

Andreas the Wise wrote:Wasn't there the one citizenship restriction anyway, or was that part of the Charter?

See above:
It is grotesquely illegal but once it goes through the Kaiser can rewrite the law to make it retrospectively legal... result!

Should Andreas come to his senses and recognize my claim, he would be appointed Spiritual Executive of Shireroth. His responsibilities would require him to provide his blessing to ALL decrees for them to be made legitimate with the exception of Imperial decrees which would be warranted under advisement of Andreas' most holy office.

That, I must say, is very tempting ...

Sorry, guys, I'm afraid your loyalties are too divided for you to qualify as Kaiser of Shireroth. Only a true Shrerithian, with no entangling citizenships in other lands, may sit on the Mango Throne. Your claim is void.

You may well say that but I say to you that you will not get a unity affirming civil war out of an undisputed and orderly transition.... so all hail Kaiser Jayatar... &etc

I'm more than happy to stand in for a day as one of those utterly pointless, filler Kaisers. Oh, go on. You know you want to.
Sadly, I wouldn't be able to do more than a week. I'm in a state of micronational lethargy at the moment, as you may have noticed.

it was my understanding that the charter is infact suspended, which means I have quite a legitimate claim. Especially if you consider that I have a first hand account of Shireroths history since 2001, I still retain my appointment as Count to Hyperborea, and I own one of these:





I believe a severed goats head on wheels, stuffed with snuff is an excellent symbol of my legitimacy to the throne. In fact, once His Eminence, Andreas accepts his position, I will have to offer sacrifices in petition to him to proclaim "The Order Of The Snuff Mull". The symbol to be the standard under which Shireroth shall march its polar bear cavalry across Micras to claim the lands we are rightfully due. As Kaiser I may not offer Californian liberal sensibility, but I will offer entertainment.

No one ever accused me of being a liberal. Those are fighting words.

Having given it some thought, and since Penisberg was too foolish to instantly name me steward, I've decided to throw my lot in with Hesam. Sakat has looked through the histories and Sakat has seen that Hesam speaks with more wisdom than most. Shireroth has indeed had many civil wars, and has become too friendly now, by half. A civil war is coming. Malarbor demands it! History demands it! And now - Sakat demands it!

(besides, the only thing I have to lose is the possibility of an attempt to reclaim Lac Glacei, and as spiritual lord of the realm, I can advise against that! I even have a good answer, from Jasonian history ...)

Jayatar for Kaiser! Now, just let me dig up the necessary family trees for you, my liege ...

You are too late. I have the Kaiserial signature, blessed by the Gods of the Forum! And you endanger your own position.

Repent now! I'll be interviewing for a Steward soon.

No one ever accused me of being a liberal.

*cough*


PROGRESSIVE!

SOCIALIST!!!!!

Sorry, Andreas, you are er, were, a good guy, but you do not qualify for Steward.

Other Micronational Citizenships: Gralus, Riponia

According to the Act of the Landsraad,

2. Ruling Nobles of ducal rank, the Prætor and Steward are allowed two nationalties including their Shirerithian nationality provided that any person having three nationalities immediately before the coming into force of the aforegoing provision and who is Ruling Noble of ducal rank or holds the office of Prætor of or of Steward shall not be affected by the said provision.

Sorry.

I know, I know ... I could give up the Riponian one if you want, though.

That brings to my mind however Jonas' involvement in Craitland ... :cough:

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...............

I was considering Jonas as Steward, of course.......

The histories have, so far, been unable to confirm any direct bloodline links to Jayatar, but we will continue to look. In the meantime, I will consult with my Duchy ...

I could claim ties through Jadie who was Shireroths other Babkhan Kaiser.