Shireroth

Is Malarbor becoming wimpy in his old age? He has never asked; only demanded. What's wrong with him? Has his foray into another form weakened him? Please say it ain't so...

Perhaps it's only lip service. He doesn't WANT people to have a great 2008.

Just because sarcasm is the lowest form of humor does not put it beneath the reach of Malarbor.

He's just going through a "phase"...

Who ever said sarcasm is the lowest form of humor needed an Enema...

Yeah. And most people who say that as a retort couldn't name any other forms of humour anyway
(not you obviously Nate)

Malarbor wrote:My New Year's resolution is to be less pushy all the time.

We'll see how long THAT lasts, though.

He isn't the same anymore

Malarbor is a pussy. I spit on his outer trunk, and pee on his roots! Bring it on tree!!!!!!

Malarbor works in strange ways... I'd advise you to stay clear of forest paths for the next few days. Unless you can run faster than Roger Bannister, that is

Trees don't scare me.

Malarbor is more than tree.

P.S. Minibor is quivering with excitment, hes potted himself for the voyage to Ergo Sum.

Since he has (eaten?) most of the feral pets at home, he's eager to play his part in the invasion...

Maybe he should drive the battleship.

Trees have terrible navigation sense, that's why they dont normally move. *nods sagely*

Was watching QI the other day, they said I think it was Banana Trees that move 20m during their lifetime... they must have particularly good navigational sense! I suggest we put a Banana Tree on every Shirerithian ship for good luck in the navigational area. Who is with me?

benkern wrote:Was watching QI the other day, they said I think it was Banana Trees that move 20m during their lifetime... they must have particularly good navigational sense! I suggest we put a Banana Tree on every Shirerithian ship for good luck in the navigational area. Who is with me?

I'm with you!

Sounds good to me, but that means you'll have to stay in the warmer latitudes--they freeze and die in the ice and cold. (They look so sad when they turn black and hang down.)

Yeah, well screw those damn bananas. We're just interested in the trees. Down with Yellowism!

I'm afraid that was before my time here. To me, a banana is just a fruit, not a belief system.

As it should remain!

The Lokome Papers by Herman Wouk(?) had a society ruled by Suggestionism. No one was forced to do anything.

However, if the Head Suggestor were to

suggest

that someone cut off the head of so-and-so........

I'm afraid that was before my time here. To me, a banana is just a fruit, not a belief system.

Countess, you joined a nation where the Mango was the national fruit and used as a description of His Niftiness' throne, where giant spicy chickens are deities, and where we have a temple dedicated to Dairy Products?
Yet you protest at Bananism?

Yellowism - The curse of an earlier age. Whence He Who Made the First BOO/\/\ willing, 'tshould remain! Check the wiki.

(Shudders)

And I live in a state, one of whose universities has as its mascot the banana slug (UC Santa Cruz). What's your point? I don't have to worship the mango or the spicy chicken god. I just like to make things go B0O0/\/\.

ahhh... UCSC... how I love you so.... I need to go visit there soon.. I miss Nick...