Shireroth

In the absence of, and under the authority of Kaiser Mors V-

Mr. Russell is excused from filling out the citizenship renewal form, and is granted full Shirerithian citizenship.
He is, however, admonished to fill out the next census form.

Done by my hand! and Elbow!

I thank you, mighty steward, and your hollowed elbow!


now that i'm back, it's time for so serious mayhem.


Now where's my BAR....

My Lord Steward--

Thank you for clarifying and resolving that situation. Greg has been reinstated and his information transfered to the Active Citizens List in the Big Brother Census forum.

Marvelous! Fired fish amd spicy chicken for everybody!

Party time for all--leave all weapons at the door, and no hostilities permitted beyond the metal detectors.

*walks in and set off the metal detectors like crazy..*

Blame Vengeance... *keeps walking..*

The Kaiser is exempt from metal detectors, of course.

Anyone want to have a rebellion in celebration? Oh wait, allready in the middle of one, right?

Here's the Guest of Honor, everyone!

For he's a jolly good fellow
for he's a jolly good fellow
for he's a jolly good fellow
which no one can deny.

Hooray!!

Cheers, Carol!


*raises glass*

*Sets off metal detector*

Well, what the hell do you want me to do? Roll my head around on the floor? Do you NOT see the metal pieces that make up 90% of my body?

Hey fellas--you'll have to use the hand wand on this guy.

Funny, they didnt even check me...


*oops*

You're the guest of honor. You would never, ever think of causing trouble at your own party.....

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YEAH!

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