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Alert--Unprovoked attack

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:20 am
by hypatias mom
Addressing All Nobles

This is to inform the nobles of Shireroth that an unprovoked attack has taken place from the sky at Port Nevermore by paratroopers from the County of Monte Crisco, at the commmand of the Kaiser. For confirmation, see this post in The Capital of Turkey thread: http://shireroth.kuroshiro.net/forum/vi ... 0&start=30 We have captured and detained all invading troops, and are awaiting a response from the Kaiser to our protests. It is our belief that, bored, Kaiser Mors has decided to play warrior, using as a target whichever of his duchies seemed to strike his fancy. The most scurrilous, contemptuous factor in this attack, however, was that he issued the attack order while visiting one of his loyal subjects, Duke Jonas, in the Duchy he planned to invade.

This is the 66th anniversary of the unprovoked attack on Pearl Harbor. And as on that day the representatives of the Emperor of Japan were protesting their peaceful intentions while the attack was occurring, our Kaiser was being entertained while his troops were landing in our Barony.

The people of Shireroth need to be aware of this outrage, and I request your support, if necessary, in the event of any additional outrages perpetrated on us from the same or any other source. Thank you.

Carol, Baroness of Lumina's Light, and High Commander of Port Nevermore, and of our Baronial Forces.

Re: Alert--Unprovoked attack

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 4:11 am
by Ari Rahikkala
The Duchy of Straylight supports the Imperial Government and our friends in Brookshire, of course, and furthermore does not see the relevance of comparing this attack to an event that has nothing to do with Shirithian history. Maybe you should interrogate the paratroopers and see that they weren't just dropping in for show before you go running around screaming over the whole country over one paradrop. It's not that it's the wrong reaction, it's just considered courteous to match the severity of the reaction to the severity of the provocation when no lives have been lost yet.

(alternatively, you could slaughter the paratroopers and send warships to bomb the Brookshirian coast. That wouldn't be as courteous, but this is Shireroth - getting a little civil war action going on is always fun)

Re: Alert--Unprovoked attack

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 4:15 am
by hypatias mom
So he gets to go around attacking whomever he chooses at will, with no recourse by the attacked party, except to act in a similarly uncivilized way?

Re: Alert--Unprovoked attack

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:51 am
by Kaiser Mors V
That sounds like standard tradition.. yeah...

Re: Alert--Unprovoked attack

Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 7:42 am
by Braden Indianensis
*Clears throat and examines fingernails*

Obviously, this civil strife is Jesus punishing you all for rejecting democracy...OBVIOUSLY!! [jesus]

Re: Alert--Unprovoked attack

Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:13 am
by benkern
Thanks Jesus! Civil strike is what we Yardistanis live for! :evil

Re: Alert--Unprovoked attack

Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:33 am
by Maksym Hadjimehmetov
The Barony of K'Tzuni is thoroughly unconcerned by this piffling matter. But we do send cake to the rebel troops at the front. My gosh, how subversive.

Re: Alert--Unprovoked attack

Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 2:28 pm
by Kaiser Mors V
So.. which side is the rebels?

Re: Alert--Unprovoked attack

Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 3:18 pm
by hypatias mom
Apparently, the jury is still out on that. You know what that means? Free cake for all!!

:party

Re: Alert--Unprovoked attack

Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 5:20 pm
by Kaiser Mors V
I like cake..... :kaiser

Re: Alert--Unprovoked attack

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 1:45 am
by Jonas
I like it too! :)

Re: Alert--Unprovoked attack

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 4:04 am
by benkern
THE CAKE IS A LIE!

Re: Alert--Unprovoked attack

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 11:44 am
by Nick Foghorn Leghorn
benkern wrote:THE CAKE IS A LIE!
You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here

Re: Alert--Unprovoked attack

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 7:16 pm
by Braden Indianensis
You can't have your cake and eat it, too--not even if Marie Antoinette is flinging it at you from the towers of the Bastille.

Re: Alert--Unprovoked attack

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:55 am
by Liam conToketi
benkern wrote:THE CAKE IS A LIE!
Like I said on the MCS forums, it's just like in Portals...

Re: Alert--Unprovoked attack

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 11:42 am
by Aurangzeb Khan
I will shoot the enemies of anyone who is prepared to support the revival of Elwynn. :angel

Re: Alert--Unprovoked attack

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:23 am
by Maksym Hadjimehmetov
VgCats, Benkern? :)

Screw this. Cake for all!