Shireroth

All interested Yardistanis are invited to begin discussion of the Ducal Militia.

This in no way affects the YAC.

Bring your machine guns, clubs, death rays, and what ever else, and we will sort it all out later.

Yeah.. the YAC is more like a WMD anyways..hehe

Yeah.. the YAC is more like a WMD anyways..hehe

Yeah, it always guarantees victory of a sort..........

Well, I want to thank all of the sturdy yeomen who have shown up with their crossbows, longbows, and the contingency from (deleted) with their pink bows.

Everybody bring a uniform?

Good, we all be as anarchic as possible, but we will not be able to wait for those in armour who insist on walking. Borrow a jetpack or a horse from somone with an extra.

Now, cover the picnic tables, pass the food around, and everyone talk at once.

There's page Godfrey! What's that? Miniarbor was helping your re-load .45's? There's a good lad!

Here, have a grenade for your next trip to the temple..........
Oh, you want to make devotions now? Fine lad.......
EVERYBODY, GODFREY WILL MAKE THE PRE-MEAL PRAYER NOW!

(PULL THE PIN.......WAIT 'TILL THE DUCKS MOVE. THROW IT RIGHT OVER THERE! OK-)

BOOO/\/\ /\/\!!!!!!!!!

Amen! I mean... err... nice drill line...

Thank you, milord, er Your Niftiness.

M'Lord works...

Kaiser Mors V wrote:Amen! I mean... err... nice drill line...

*a tear falls down from his slightly blackened eyes* Beautiful!

*chucks a grenade for the hell of it*

B0O0/\/\!11!!!1!1!!



Now that that's out of the way, I vote we use Holy Hand Grenades in our Militia. You can't beat 'em for teh B0O0/\/\.

Amen, brother~