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How should the Kaiser do foreign affairs?

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:10 am
by Kaiser Mors V
See Poll.

Re: How should the Kaiser do foreign affairs?

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 5:59 am
by Neike Taika-Tessaro
I quite like soft and squishy, m'self.

Re: How should the Kaiser do foreign affairs?

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 8:44 am
by benkern
:whip

I believe that's the long and short of my vote...

Re: How should the Kaiser do foreign affairs?

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 8:54 am
by Ari Rahikkala
Get drunk off your ass and haul said ass to Cyberia, they're still waiting for you :p

Seriously, though. Just keep me on the loop if we're supposed to hate or love or have a treaty or break a treaty with someone :).

Re: How should the Kaiser do foreign affairs?

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:31 am
by Jacobus Loki
Get drunk off your ass and haul said ass to Cyberia, they're still waiting for you
I'm taking odds on how may denizens would even notice a Kaiserial visit.

I'd be GLAD to go in his stead. :evil

If you're referring to the VCC, drunk is a good idea.

Of course the FRC would make him drunker enough to see UPEC on a clear day. Bongo could mix up a batch of Peter's recipe for Cyberia Libres.

To answer the question directly, the Kaiser should conduct policy as he bloody well pleases, as the spirit moves him from time to time. After all, he's the Kaiser, and what fun is it being Kaiser if you can't cut a swath through micronationry leaving the wreckage for lesser mortals to claen up?

(Oh crap, that's how I used to do it........ :confused .)

Re: How should the Kaiser do foreign affairs?

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:32 am
by Jonas
I'm for the idea of being lazy :)

Re: How should the Kaiser do foreign affairs?

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:05 am
by Kaiser Mors V
The drunk policy is seeming to have favor with people...

Where are the VCC forums anyways? I couldn't find a link.. or maybe I missed it...

Re: How should the Kaiser do foreign affairs?

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:10 am
by Ari Rahikkala

Re: How should the Kaiser do foreign affairs?

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:31 pm
by Shyriath
I was almost exactly split between three choices there. My heart and my head are currently saying "soft and squishy", with perhaps an undertone of "but that doesn't mean we can't be devious"; my common sense is saying "let Ari do his thing, and support him in a coherent and intelligent manner"; and the part of me that enjoys a good show is saying "drunk off your ass".

(I mean, let's face it... high-level diplomacy turned tavern brawl? THAT'S government policy that's bound to interest the common citizen.)

I picked option number 5, partly because it seems sensible, partly because Ari is doing an awful lot for us and could probably use some support, and partially because no one else voted for it yet, but I suppose that if I were MiniEx I'd go for Soft and Squishy (but with a side of Deviousness).

Re: How should the Kaiser do foreign affairs?

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:43 pm
by Jacobus Loki
Last and only post is Sept. '05.

Be careful, stragers that show up (when noticed) are considered to be Jacobian agents......Probably because a few really were. :evil

Ah, the magic of Random Re-inforcement...

Re: How should the Kaiser do foreign affairs?

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 8:23 pm
by Ari Rahikkala
If Erik's still got access to an old, well-used ezBoard login, I'm sure they'll trust him...

Re: How should the Kaiser do foreign affairs?

Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 2:32 am
by Harald of Froyalan
How should the Kaiser conduct foreign affairs?
In any manner he pleases. He is the Kaiser after all.

Re: How should the Kaiser do foreign affairs?

Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:50 pm
by Kaiser Mors V
I proly have an old account still working...

Re: How should the Kaiser do foreign affairs?

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 2:35 pm
by Aurangzeb Khan
Foreign policy should be designed in coordination with Jacobus and Babkha for maximum evil bonus points. :jesus

Re: How should the Kaiser do foreign affairs?

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 4:19 pm
by Jacobus Loki
MWHAHAHAHAHA HA HA ! :evil

The mind is awash..... The Khan and Jacobus. Tis to eeeevillll to contemplate.....

Re: How should the Kaiser do foreign affairs?

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 7:24 pm
by Kaiser Mors V
Then we can drive around and put babies on spikes...

Re: How should the Kaiser do foreign affairs?

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:47 pm
by Jacobus Loki
Rubber spikes that squeak. (Loki, after all.) And Ketchup.

Re: How should the Kaiser do foreign affairs?

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:16 pm
by Kaiser Mors V
No.. I meant really sharp spikes.. and blood.. of innocence... Oh gods.. I'm becoming Evil...

Re: How should the Kaiser do foreign affairs?

Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 7:59 pm
by Jacobus Loki
I'm becoming Evil...
Becoming? :)

Re: How should the Kaiser do foreign affairs?

Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:37 pm
by Kaiser Mors V
I used to be.. well.. not good.. but not the bad kinda evil.. the good kinda evil...

Re: How should the Kaiser do foreign affairs?

Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 3:55 pm
by Jacobus Loki
Huzzah!

(Steals, er, annexes, rocks from driveway. Just little ones.......)

Re: How should the Kaiser do foreign affairs?

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 9:50 am
by Liam conToketi
Might as well do it drunk off your ass. That's how Ari did it in Gralus for a short bit... :D