Shireroth

Just walking the land, checking on the peasants. And/or pheasants.

I like presents...

OK, here is a peasant carrying a pheasant, wrapped as a pleasant present, as Your Majesty's feudal due of the Day.

YAY!!!!!!!!!! I win!

The Kaiser always wins.

But do you think a peasant carrying a pheasant is really a very good present? Especially if the gift is wrapped airtightly

Dead Pheasent present?

It's not the pheasant I'm worrying about...

Is it the pheasent present bearing peasent that worries you?

Egad, that's a BIG pheasant!

Exactly.

(actual acting warm up myself and fellow actors have used)

I am a mother pheasant plucker!
I pluck mother pheasants!
I am the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker!
That ever plucked a mother pheasant!


try saying it once through, then try 3 times fast, i usually devolve into explicitives in the second repetition, i do love my explicitives, theyre so human.

I really think you meant expletives. Explicatives would be those things you are being explicit (precise) about. We all learned that term during the Watergate period when the then President's taped private office speech with his chief aides was off-color and the offending word was removed with the term (expletive deleted) inserted in its place. (see Watergate Tapes)

oh drat, im turning into one of those people who say something thinking they know what it means when they dont exactly know the word . .

damn . . that probably explains why the spell checker didnt like them . . i know what it is, i blame all the MMOs, ive been playing as of late, what a dreadful place for proper spelling, or any semblance of grammar . . or anything positive about the English language for that matter, ah well