Shireroth

An immigration form!

Name: Jonas Windsor(Windsor is not my real name)
Age: I will not say it!
Gender: Hhmm, I think that I'm a male
Location: Merodeville, Brabantia(or Davignon, Batavië)
Email: toversite_online@hotmail.com
Other Micronational Citizenships: Vlaanderen(Flanders), Batavië, Brabantia, 't Rijk(is already dead now).

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AIM screen name:
Interests: Micronations!
Birthday:
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How you heard about Shireroth: From the Shirewiki
Previous micronational experience: Yes
Anything else about you: Hello. My name is Jonas(I think) and this will be my first English micronation!

Hey Jonas, welcome to Shireroth man! If you have any questions or comments, feel free to ask or give it.

Refresh my memory: Do we or do we not currently have Dual Cit laws? I never know...

I think we technically have laws saying you can only have 3 other citizenships, but that really doesn't come into play unless it's hurting your activity here or you want a position of authority and trust.

Hey Jonas, welcome to Shireroth man! If you have any questions or comments, feel free to ask or give it.

In witch Duchy/subdivision I'm going to live?

Whichever you like! Our duchies are Elywnn, Kildare, and Yardistan at the moment. Check their forums to see what their each about.

Nice to meet you!
Where are you from macronationally?

Well hello again. Nice to see that you've joined.

Am I right in thinking that you're either Dutch or Flemish?

As Minister of Immigration and Naturalization I wish to welcome you to Shireroth. We have three duchies from which you may choose: Elwynn, under Duke Andelarion; Yardistan, under Duke GmanRussell; and Kildare, under Duchess (and Kaiseress) Hypatia Agnesi. Just look them over and let me know your decision. Welcome. Hope you enjoy yourself here.

Yay! You're a citizen now

*H4773r walks in beaming.*
oh. SHIT!... hold on!
*walks back outside*



*A large explosion is heard from outside the Ministry. Followed by a female voice coughing and hacking and complaining in a cogney accent (why ya alwaiys got te blast an smoke awl te time when ye git some-whe) a male voice replies, (well stay here and catch your breath and remember to wear that gas mask i gave you next time. and dont scare the locals, some of them dont know what a jabberwocky is.... so keep quite, please?) The cogney female replies (fine wot. ye owe me some tartey tarts).. (yeah yeah....) the male voice comes closer..

and In to the Immigration office comes a large H47! with Count H4773r 3lfs0n underneath it (as he so often is) He bows deeply to Jonas and holds out his hand for a shake*

yes... Were all mad here.

just some more than others...

welcome to our wonderous Empire!

if you would like to be enlightened mentally, emotionally, or spiritually, I can help!

Mentall -- attend classes at the SJMIII University where im currently an instructer (all shake in fear)

Emotional - join Duchy Yardistan and Barony Vorpmadal (lovecraft, lewis carroll, poe, and any other compilation of crazy influences) we have Jabberwockies and an elder whos a shapeshifter! we also have a count whos got an sherpa and sloth thing goin on. (Cheshire grin)

Spiritual - Im the "Blessed" of Melvin (aka Murphy) god of sarcasm. and Currently High Priest Tempore of the B00/\/\ist temple, the national religion is Cedrism. (a large explosion rocks the ministry from outside and a pael of hysterical laughter floods the halls. then is suddenly cut short!)
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Am I right in thinking that you're either Dutch or Flemish?

Yes, I'm from Belgium(Flanders, the macro version). Now, I will look to a duchy for myself

In other news: we've got Jonas, possibly our first non-native English speaking citizen, unless you count Ari or Ric which none of us do; the Kaiseress has returned from her stint selling armor; and Ric seems to be involving us in some kind of soccer league.

That's my name!
I feel me welcome!

Hatter, why do you allways have to make such good posts? It makes me feel inadequite.

Ah, Hatter, how many times did you nearly blow up this office? It brings back a sort of nostalgia.

Hmmmm....

*rofl*

my big secret is that i just cut and paste it from the previous immigrant and adjust it.

although i am thinking about revising it due to all the changes in the last year

Ehh, mustn't I say in wich duchy I would live?

HAH! No! You mustn't declare a duchy at all. There ARE no duchies!

That post wouldn't make sense even if it did make sense. :P

Don't listen to Braden. He's a disaffected former citizen, trying to shake Shireroth up. Please choose a duchy and let us know where you wish to live in Shireroth.

You so terribly want to join is in Kildare Yes you do. You know you want to.

Jupiter wrote:You so terribly want to join is in Kildare Yes you do. You know you want to.

Good for me

Yes, of course you want to join Kildare! *nodnod*

Yardistan!!!!

you are a yardistani.

i can tell by the glint in your eye and the desperate smirk on your face.

join duchy yardistan with our esteemed duke greg. (note to self, have greg change his name to something more stateley) and constantly question when an open revolt will ensue but byet not be bothered by the fact whatsoever.

Sorry but I must listen to our great Kaiseress

To A MORE STATELY NAME?! I'll have you know that many Popes of the world had the name, Gregory! That's it. You're going on the list...

Jonas:

Welcome to the Duchy of Kildare, under Duchess and Kaiseress Hypatia Agnesi. Other citizens living in this duchy include Jupiter, Count of the Kitanus Fields, and Carol, Countess of North Novi Dalmacjia and Baroness of Lumina's Light. You will be given a county in which to live.

You probably should have mentioned that you're Carol, mom.

Jonas, if you would be so kind as to review the map and select a county, that would be wonderful. If you have trouble finding a map that indicates which counties belong to Kildare, I can dig up a link for you. Generally speaking, the counties on the eastern continent are Kildari.

I have found the map, I think...