Shireroth

To the Minister of Immigration, Naturalization and Tourism, for the Imperial Republic of Shireroth, greeting.

I ask that you give consideration on the below request for citizenship:

Name: James Harrison
Age: 21
Gender: Male
Location: Perth, Australia
Email: james[at]iamjimkay[dot]com
Other Micronational Citizenships: None

AIM screen name: iamjimkay
Interests: Music, writing, theatre, politics, history
Birthday: 09/04/1985
Preferred subdivision: No preference
How you heard about Shireroth: Via the MicroWiki - I have been interested in the idea of these projects for some time and decided to become involved
Previous micronational experience: Little, but willing to be active in all processes.

Thanking you in advance.

Welcome, James!

We are always glad to greet new friends from down-under. You might consider checking out either Yardistan or Elwynn, both of which have long, illustrious (in the case of Elwynn) or notorious (in the case of Yardistan) histories. The Duke of Elwynn is Ric Lyon, aka Andelarion, and the Duke of Yardistan is Greg Russell, aka Gman Russell. Just kindly inform me of the county you would like within the duchy of your choice, and you will be made a count there.

Your application for citizenship has been approved.

*stamps approved on paperwork*

We hope you like it here.[/code]

Thank you very much. I remain your Majesties' most humble and obedient servant.

I have briefly looked at the Duchies on offer, and I think that the County of Lesser Zjandaria, Duchy of Elwynn would be a suitable home.

Thank you for your assistance. I think I will like it here

Welcome to Shireroth and welcome to Elwynn

If you ever have any questions about anything, of if you'd like to talk... Just come to me and I'll be happy to assist you.

Yo! hi.

*H4773r walks in beaming.*
oh. SHIT!... hold on!
*walks back outside*



*A large explosion is heard from outside the Ministry. Followed by a female voice coughing and hacking and complaining in a cogney accent (why ya alwaiys got te blast an smoke awl te time when ye git some-whe) a male voice replies, (well stay here and catch your breath and remember to wear that gas mask i gave you next time. and dont scare the locals, some of them dont know what a jabberwocky is.... so keep quite, please?) The cogney female replies (fine wot. ye owe me some tartey tarts).. (yeah yeah....) the male voice comes closer..

and In to the Immigration office comes a large H47! with Baron h4773r 3lfs0n underneath it (as he so often is) He bows deeply to james Harrison and holds out his hand for a shake*

yes... Were all mad here.

just some more than others...

welcome to our wonderous Empire!

if you would like to be enlightened mentally, emotionally, or spiritually, I can help!

Mentall -- attend classes at the SJMIII University where im currently an instructer (all shake in fear)

Emotional - join Barony Vorpmadal (lovecraft, lewis carroll, poe, and any other compilation of crazy influences) we have Jabberwockies and an elder whos a shapeshifter! we also have a count whos got an sherpa and sloth thing goin on. (Cheshire grin)

Spiritual - Im the "Blessed" of Melvin (aka Murphy) god of sarcasm. and Currently High Priest Tempore of the B00/\/\ist temple, the national religion is Cedrism. (a large explosion rocks the ministry from outside and a pael of hysterical laughter floods the halls. then is suddenly cut short!)

*wanders in and hands you a steaming hot homemade mango pie*

Welcome to our wonderful empire!

I do so wish you would not say cogney

*chortles*


You do not choose MY duchy? HEADS SHALL ROLL! Or possibly rock. Either way, oughta be a swingin' time eh? OFF WITH HIS HEAD!


*ahem*


Hi!

James--

Congratulations! You are now the holder and Count of the County of Lesser Zjandaria in the Duchy of Elwynn. I am sure we can expect interesting developments there. Please feel free to consult your duke, the lawbook, the archives, or other citizens of Shireroth. You might begin with a look at the Getting Started Guide. If there is anything I can assist you with, please let me know.

Welcome to Shireroth, James Harrison, Count of Lesser Zjandaria. May your time in our fair land prosper!

By My Hand,

Her Niftiness, Carol, First of the Name, Kaiseress of Shireroth, Overlord of the Duchies of Kildare, Naudia´Diva, and Northold, Overlord of the Baronies of Elwynn and Vorpmadal, Thane of the Shirelands, Keeper of the Apollo Legacy, Wielder of the Sword of Vengeance, Countess of Shirekeep, Countess of North Novi Dalmacjia, Baroness of Lumina's Light, Sovereign of the Golden Mango Throne.

Your Majesty is kind and benevolent to award me such an honour. I am humbled indeed.

I thank Your Excellencies for the warm greeting, and hope to do my part to make this empire great.

*Stumbles in, and casts his travel-worn cloak upon the ground*

Hello! *I shake you warmly by the hand*

Welcome to Shireroth! Must be off...

Conglacio wrote:I do so wish you would not say cogney

awe crap, i forgot. is it Cockney? i can never remember.

Yes, that is correct.

is it Cockney?

Hehehehehehehe... it is. Hehehehe...

*Bitch slap* Don't litter my former office with that sort of immature joke. Time was, I might have removed such a comment. But no!

Braden--

Please reconsider and come home. Then your word might just carry the weight you wish it to have. And you can also affect the changes we make here in Shireroth.

Good cop, bad cop routine is now in affect.