Shireroth

Posted: **Fri Aug 18, 2006 3:13 pm**

I have decided to embracy the semi-official, unofficial religion of the nation. But I'm not sure what one does to become a member of this religion. Any sort of rite I must do?

Posted: **Fri Aug 18, 2006 3:59 pm**

Speak to H4773r when he returns.

Posted: **Fri Aug 18, 2006 6:08 pm**

Just blow stuff up.

Posted: **Fri Aug 18, 2006 6:37 pm**

*Glares and points at a kitten*

*The kitten explodes....BO0O0O0O0OM!!!!!!!1!!!!*

Posted: **Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:46 pm**

We don't blow up animals. Ever!! How could you do that to a defenseless little creature?!

Posted: **Fri Aug 18, 2006 9:43 pm**

*Blows up a Siberian tiger*

Better?

Posted: **Sat Aug 19, 2006 1:25 am**

Oh well, a convert fantastic.

Simply declare yourself a Cedrist or B00/\/\ist, its called Cedrism or B00/\/\ism and you pretty much blow shit up.

i TRY to have some moral/spiritual fibre to the sermons and the teachings, and so far B00/\/\ has become a sort of metaphor.

I like it and If you would like to have an official induction into the church I can arrange something.

Posted: **Sat Aug 19, 2006 2:14 am**

Baldwin PlantagenetJulii wrote:*Glares and points at a kitten*

*The kitten explodes....BO0O0O0O0OM!!!!!!!1!!!!*

There are some who call me...

Tim.

Posted: **Sat Aug 19, 2006 2:45 am**

Can we at least make him go through some sort of barbaric and degrading initiation ceremony?

Posted: **Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:45 am**

i will if he wants, but the one i went through was mental and emotional, not actually physical.

Posted: **Sun Aug 20, 2006 4:15 am**

Um. Sure.

Are not there gods in this religion? Or so the Wiki tells me.

Posted: **Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:29 am**

OOOOOhhhhhhh yeah.

we got gods comming out of our ears.

gimme a few days and i'll whip up a "babtism" of sorts and we will induct you into Cedrism.

If you feel you wish to become one of the Clergy i would love to have some acolytes about.

Posted: **Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:56 am**

Ave Mundi spes Maria...*decapitates a chicken, throws it to Wolvin, and then causes the chicken to explode*

Posted: **Mon Aug 21, 2006 12:40 am**

*Is covered in chicken guts.*

I feel so- honored. I think.

What is the word on becoming a priest to a god?

Posted: **Mon Aug 21, 2006 9:28 am**

Baldwin... your not even interested in B00/\/\ism, stop harrasing my converts.

*cedrist preists come in and clean up Wolvin*

Follow me into my office and we can discuss privately how one becomes a preist of B00/\/\(check your PM's)

Posted: **Mon Aug 21, 2006 11:53 am**

*Is dragged away by acolytes*

Posted: **Tue Aug 22, 2006 2:26 pm**

Boomism is pretty simple. Blow stuff up.

Cedrism? Much more traditional. Gods and paths of life and such. I was the High Priest at one time, so if you have any questions, let me know as well.

May Alejia smile on your passion!

Posted: **Wed Aug 23, 2006 11:38 pm**

Patron Goddess of lovers.

I have left a message with your receptionist lord priest guy.

I must decide which god best befits myself.

Ok, the grammar on that was bad. I am tired. Sue me.

Posted: **Thu Aug 24, 2006 6:26 am**

Well then, it's not Apostrophe then...

and she is also the patron of passion too!

Posted: **Mon Aug 28, 2006 12:54 pm**

Goddess of passion and fury. Yes.

I cannot seem to pick a god.

Posted: **Mon Aug 28, 2006 2:37 pm**

You could always learn more about the religion and create a god of your own. For example, Wikipedia. Wikipedia is not represented by any of the Gods.

Posted: **Mon Aug 28, 2006 5:06 pm**

Gods are not created, but merely found. and I would not think it likly that someone new to the faith would have much luck finding a god.

As for Wikipedia, the Lord Google is the bringer of knowledge.

Posted: **Mon Aug 28, 2006 5:55 pm**

Blasphemy.

Posted: **Tue Aug 29, 2006 3:57 am**

Heresy! Taser-time!

Posted: **Tue Aug 29, 2006 2:24 pm**

HE DOUBTS THE POWER OF ALL-KNOWING WIKIPEDIA. MAY HIS SOUL BURN FOREVER.

Posted: **Tue Aug 29, 2006 7:57 pm**

Duel to the death?

Posted: **Wed Aug 30, 2006 12:33 am**

I do not doubt Wiki's power. I simply say that it is not a God.

Wikipedia is both a Nexus of Google's power, and a non spatial temple, where acolytes gather the wisdom gained during their worship, and create cognitive hyperlinks through the mass of knowledge, so that we may all traverse the pathways of the Mind of God.

Posted: **Wed Aug 30, 2006 1:44 pm**

Works for me!

Posted: **Thu Aug 31, 2006 7:57 am**

Conglacio is rcorrect Braden.

Google was, and shall forever be. We can not directly influence Lord Google, only in subtle ways.

Wikki is able to be modified by other mere mortals and therefore not diety worthy.

Posted: **Sun Sep 03, 2006 11:30 am**

Yes!!

Shireroth

How do I join this religion?

How do I join this religion?