Shireroth

I am Count Jon Wolvin I, of the House of Wolvin.

While at this time, we are but a minor House in this land; it is our goal to be a great House of the Lands.

At this time House Wolvin is lacking in several key positions. Two are as follows:

Weapons Master: Head of the house militias and armies.
Master of Assasins: Head of the house' security and covert operations.

When these positions are filled more shall be made available.

I seek now people to join House Wolvin. Soldiors. Other nobles to pledge themselves to this house and create a Barony, becoming Houses Minor under the House Wolvin. Or simply those wishing the merciful and benevolent governance of House Wolvin.

Those that pledge loyalty to the House Wolvin, will have that loyalty returned in kind. And those that show friendship to the House Wolvin, shall have it so returned in kind.

My Dear Count--

I am very glad to make your acquaintance. I am Countess Carol of the County of North Novi Dalmacjia, and Baroness of Lumina's Light. It is good to meet you here and to see your fair Isles. I look forward to spending my upcoming vacation touring and enjoying the Isles' fabled nightlife.

I also would love to welcome you to my County. We have our own real pirate village (watch your belongings!) and the Port Nevermore Center, which houses both a mercatile establishment where you can find wonders from around Micras (and whatever you wish for we can find for you--no questions asked), and the Port Nevermore training center, where you can become an expert in whatever endeavor, and then we will outfit you for adventure.

I offer you the friendship of the peoples of Lumina's Light and wish for cordial and lasting relations between us. I shall also advertise within my barony that you have the employment opportunities you described.

Carol, Countess of North Novi Dalmacjia and Baroness of Lumina's Light

you've been reading dune, haven't you....

I thank you for your kind words Countess, and shall make a point to visit your lands soon.

Yes, but a long time ago. I just was talking to the Kaiser the other night and he mentioned the Landsraad, a Dune reference. So, I decided to go with it. I do not know alot about feudalism, so I am using it as a base.

I am the count of MASS, and acronym for the Islands of Mirioth, Amity, and So-Sara. In Yardistan. We riot, it's our thing.

Welcome to the lands! *sets fire to a cart*

Cart fires are punishable by floging with wet noodles.

I encourage you to visit Fake Kaikias, whose count is on the run from Imperial forces...

Shoo! Annoying little badger!

You know, you'd be surpised how often I hear that. *runs*

How often?

Probably not often enough. Psst, don't encourage him!

That's what the tazer's for. Due to animal rights laws, I'm supposed to limit myself to giving him a quick spritz with a water gun, but I find this is more affective.

*hisses and runs*

You'll never catch me copper! *runs into a Police station*


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*shoves greg out a back window.*

That is going to hurt. I take it you don't like him?

On the contrary, they're quite enamored of eachother..you should see what we do to those we do hate.

She's my hunny! And i'm hers. More hers then mine actually, now that I think about it. She could tell me to do anything and I would proly.

Greg--

I thought you had a castle for that?!

Oh deary. Ah, love. So much fun, and yet, so painful.

A castle for what?

Take a wild guess?

Right!