Shireroth

With a transfer of power as radical as the one that has recently taken place, the government tends to rip a little at the seams. All of my ministers are off someplace. Therefore, I need to appoint new ones. The MINT is off-limits. Also, since Information and Education are not problematic enough to warrant constant management, I will consider those positions, as they are, FILLED. As well, I won't give away MiniEx unless I am utterly compelled, as I still hope for Scott's return. If I do find someone else to run the Ministry of Cartography, it would be Ryan Caruso, as he's the only with the requisite skills. (Also, Ryan, since the Treaty's gone through, there are certain lands that Shireroth no longer owns, which need to be transferred to Antican sovereignty, thanks.)

So, what I want you to do is: tell me what Ministry you think you're fit to run, and I'll consider giving you the job. Please list skills, etc.

Even though I'm to new here:
I can program stuff, and know some HTML.
I'm also a fast learner.

Wow, that's a pathetic resume.

With a transfer of power being illegal and stuff, I think that I'm going to do this anyway. MINT isn't off-limits, though.

Minty? Do they distribute mints to people with bad breath?

Hmm... I guess that could be a secondary duty. MINT is the Ministry of Immigration, Naturalization, and Tourism, if I can remember it correctly, but it's fairly accurate for the name anyways. It should be self-explanatory. It's infamous for being the easiest ministry to take care of, even though I always think that it should be a bigger job than it is usually thought of. I mean, you got tourism in there, which honestly should be a much bigger part of the nation than it is. (Tourism being in charge of attracting and welcoming new citizens.)

So I'm to new to have a job as a minister?

Well, you're like a day or so in. Probably not, but there are other jobs to do as well. Working on our MicroWiki articles is a prominant example. Ever since Fax left, it's been down in the dumps for updates.

You're missing a fax machine?

I think I'm going to enjoy your tongue-in-cheekiness! Keep up the great one-liners, and follow up with some quality addditions to the country. Welcome!

Yes, actually. If you find that danged thing; KIDNAP IT! Seriously, then tie it up and bring it here. Mwahaha!

Have you any clues as to where your little fax machine go stolen away to?

And if I find it will you pay me? Is there money here?

Wolvin--

You should probably know Fax was a member of Shireroth for a long time. He recently left due to real life time pressures. He spent a lot of time writing about Shirerithian history and inventing cultures for different geographic regions. He is greatly missed here.

Ah, so it be a person and not a machine I seek. Got it.

Whoa, lets not jump to conclusions...

Well, which is it? Machine or person? Or is it a cyborg?

Meybe it's a animal? Vegetable? Mineral perhaps...

You speak in circles.

Triangles are more fun to speak in.

Don't listen to Greg here. Fax is a human being.

I thought he was a a type of sentient floor wax. Huh. You learn something new every day.

Silly sea serpent!!

Only on weekends ma.

This is the "Need to get the government working again" thread, not the spamming thread.

To late! M'lord Kaiser Man.

Hugs and kisses to the man with the tolerance!

Tolerance of us?

Exactly, you crazy mother monkey!

I am no monkey! Don't you dare call me one again. No one is allowed to call me that, anymore.

Prosimian.

I heard that!