Shireroth

We hereby command that all of our ministers assemble here posthaste, for a council.

Nicodemus

Gonna be a small meeting cheif...

eh....semi retired assistant minister conglacio reporting

You're semi-retried assistant ministerof..INT, yes?

Dear God, this is sad...of our seven ministries, only five of them seem to be staffed. Of those five, two ministers cannot be counted--myself, and Bill. So, we have three other ministers to get. Scott, I hear, no longer is interested in micronationalism, Greg Dean is off being glorified in the saintly pages of our distant history, and God knows where Shyriath has gone. If anyone here can get any of our ministers to repor I would appreciate it greatly. We need Hatter, too, and if Hypatia can be found, we need her as well, though I understand that health, school, personal problems or whatever may be at the forefront, and obviously, nothing can be done about it. In any case, we need to get the government running again, and we can't do that with five citizens.

not INT, Int.
Interior.
SRAMInt

Ah shit, i'll take anything but MoMA. Been there, done that; tired of war.

Any position, I suppose, is open, except MINT, whose duties I will execute myself. Shyriath was really the only person suited to be Minister of Education, Scott was an excellent MiniEx...I don't want to give away Bill's job as MiniCar, the only person suited to do it is Ryan...

Looks like the jig is up--time to hand back that purloined throne and crown.

HA HA! Loins.

To much Harvey Birdman, Attorney at law is not good for you. I cast the blaim solely on my friend.

Is your friend Irish?

No. American. Like me.

I hereby declare GMan to be obsessed with Irish, with a publishment of public flogging by leprechauns.

Incidently, because of this post, I had come upon a survey about Irish drinking in Wikipedia, and I was shocked to find out that excluding Luxembourg, whose results were not statistically significant due to foreigners being a significant part of the sale, Ireland was only the second highest consumers of alcohol, first place being France. Osmose had objected to this, saying that Ireland was not, in fact, full of drunks, and State vs. Irish Drunk Stereotype was on. It turns out there is more than this - out of all other western European countries, Ireland has the largest amount of binge drinkers per alcohol consumers.

I'm now 2-0 against Osmose in Phoenix Wright-style debates.

And that comes up with another point: Wolvin - play Phoenix Wright: Ace Attourney. Now.

Um. Yes, M'lord Kaiser?

But, Can I be known as Harvey? Or perhaps Birdman?

Wait, what are we doing now? NO! Get away from me!
I will do no such thing! NO. I won't let you. You can't put that there! HELP!

*runs away looking for help*

*Hypatia's mom enters, dragging a carton with airholes punched into the sides and top. It is shaking and there are high-pitched voices demanding to be set free.*

Your Imperial Majesty, where do you want me to leave the leprechauns? I believe an even dozen should suffice.

*She bows low, leaves the box near the throne, and departs.*

Is it a baker's dozen? Silly Dutch people.