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LET THE RETALIATION BEGIN!
Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 8:45 am
by H4773r 3lfs0n
Barony Vorpmadal hereby ANNEXES Duchy of Yardistan on the grounds that Barony Vorpmadal has too few citizens, needs the land for strategic B00/\/\ testing and as counter measures to being annexed again, and again. for ever.
If you have any complaints please direct them to my army of Jabberwockies with cogney accents and bad teeth, or to Cap'n Knappy and his army of sherpas who cant speak english. or even better, the sloth jubbles.
To reach any of the above, turn around in circles eight times fast and quickly chug a half gallon of milk.
thank you.
For the full extent of our swift and determined rebuttal to your attempt at annexation please see post #1
http://shireroth.kuroshiro.net/forum2/v ... php?t=6768
MAY A PLAGUE OF SPAM AND GOAT PR0N BE UPON THEE AND MAY THE FLEAS OF A THOUSAND CAMELS LODGE IN YOUR ARMPITS!
Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 9:51 am
by Cap'n Knappy
(chanting in ancient Vorpmadalian)
Umalaka-himi-yama-SPAM_SPAM_SPAM!
Umalaka-himi-yama-SPAM_SPAM_SPAM!
Umalaka-himi-yama-SPAM_SPAM_SPAM!
Umalaka-himi-yama-SPAM_SPAM_SPAM!
Umalaka-himi-yama-SPAM_SPAM_SPAM!
Umalaka-himi-yama-SPAM_SPAM_SPAM!
(Jubbles howls to the moon)
Karka-TIAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 12:14 pm
by Braden Indianensis
Two steamships pull up on the coast of Yardistan. The Riflemen have strict instructions not to damage anything historical, as well as not to harass citizens or their property, except in the case of adults being openly belligerent. Also, they are to keep their eyes peeled for roadside bombs and other explosive devices.*
Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 1:12 pm
by LacGlaceiLiberationLeague
Declaration by Liberation League
It be declared and recognised by this entity that the most noble body of the Liberation League recognise and support the Annexation of the Duchy of Yardistan and of all the Dominions and Territories thereunto belonging that the Barony of Vorpmadal desire by the Barony of Vorpmadal for the good of the People.
Zorg II, the Usurper,
2nd Lord Protector of Vorpmadal.
Lac Glacei Liberation League
Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 2:12 pm
by LacGlaceiLiberationLeague
Official Fajita Bean flavoured Ice Cream distributors to the Annexation
Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 2:41 pm
by Braden Indianensis
I can't see it (or do you mean that a red X on a white box is going to be distributing Sopapilla de Bien Fajita?
)
Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 6:30 pm
by osmose1000
You can't counter-annex Yardistan. We annexed the act of annexation somewhere around Tymaria. You can "attempt to take over Yardistan and fail horribly", though.
Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 11:49 am
by Gman Russell
DIE PIGS DIE!
*runs into the clearing firing a weapon, Hatter looks over*
DIE PIGS DIE!
*runs into the clearing firing a weapon, Knappy looks over*
DIE PIGS DIE!
*runs into the clearing firing a weapon, Hatter yawns*
DIE PIGS DIE!
*Knappy yawns, when suddenly Gman roars by, killing everyone in a godmodding fit of satirical rage*
Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 1:04 pm
by Braden Indianensis
You didn't mention me! I'll kill you!
*Aims Deringer and ends Greg's life in one slow action.*
Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 1:20 pm
by Gman Russell
Good thing I have an extra life!
Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 2:51 pm
by Braden Indianensis
*Reloads and shoots the anthropomorphic mushrooms before they can give Greg aid. Fires on Greg.*
Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 4:04 pm
by Gman Russell
*game over*
darn. Uh... well, i'm a ghost, so i'll possess you. ROAR!