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Ooh, Benacia. How delicious.
Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 8:38 am
by H4773r 3lfs0n
Well, you know the drill.
Barony Vorpmadal hereby ANNEXES County of Benacia on the grounds that Barony Vorpmadal has too few citizens, needs the land for strategic B00/\/\ testing, Likes the way it tastes and as counter measures to being annexed again, and again. for ever.
If you have any complaints please direct them to my army of Jabberwockies with cogney accents and bad teeth, or to Cap'n Knappy and his army of sherpas who cant speak english. or even better, the sloth jubbles.
To reach any of the above, turn around in circles eight times fast and quickly chug a half gallon of milk. Like they do in bad dares, ya.
thank you.
Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 9:39 am
by Cap'n Knappy
AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Victory for Vorpmadal! Fear the wrath of my Sherpa enforcers! (and, yes, even that of Jubbles)
Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 12:08 pm
by Braden Indianensis
What have I told you about historical counties? Hmmm? Well, the Riflemen are getting a bit stretched, so I'll let you keep this one, but NO B0O0O0O/\/\ testing in historical counties.
Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 1:18 pm
by LacGlaceiLiberationLeague
mmm.... Benacia flavoured Ice cream
Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 11:41 am
by Shyriath
But little did you know that Benacia-flavored ice cream's secret ingredient is CAYENNE PEPPER! FEEL THE BURN! MUAHAHAHA!
Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 12:51 pm
by Conglacio
mmmm...yum! hot and cold!
Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 2:22 pm
by andelarion
OFFICIAL STATEMENT
The Boreal-Elwynnese Duchy does hereby recognise and endorse the annexation of Benacia.
Signed
Duke Andelarion
Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:00 pm
by Gman Russell
What?! How dare you recognize this abomination! You all shall burn in the fires of Balgurd for starting this without me!!!!
Uh... I have a complaint!
Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:53 pm
by Braden Indianensis
HA! "Balgurd."
HA! "Crucifix."
HA! "The Catholic church."
HA! "Republicans."
HA! "Ted Stevens."
Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 1:23 pm
by Gman Russell
*smack*
Get A HOLD of yourself man! This is war!
Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 2:47 pm
by Braden Indianensis
Ouch! That hurt! Just like this bullet lodged in my arm! *Does cheesy double-take cartoon cliche*
Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:40 pm
by Shyriath
If you submit to Yardistan, I promise to have that mysterious bullet wound treated by the finest doctors our Duchy can drag out of its asylums!
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:28 pm
by Gman Russell
Our duchy is one giant asylum...
Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 5:30 am
by Braden Indianensis
Everyone in Vorpmadal is quite sane. Haha. HAHA. HAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Ohhhhhhh
WHERE'S MY TEA, DAMMIT?!
Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:57 pm
by Shyriath
You cannot find it because, while you were distracted, we cleverly STOLE YOUR TEABAGS!!! Muhahaha! And now we shall toss all the teabags into hotsprings, and proceed to bathe in Earl Grey!
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:38 am
by Braden Indianensis
Haha! Little did you know that that's chamomile, and not Earl Grey! *Laughs maniacally as everyone in the hot springs drifts off to sleep, and then returns to evilnessness*