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"Rollin Along, Signin' Our Song! One by One!"

Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 8:36 am
by H4773r 3lfs0n
Barony Vorpmadal hereby ANNEXES County of Monty Crisco on the grounds that Barony Vorpmadal has too few citizens, needs the land for strategic B00/\/\ testing, balh blah blah, bad counts, bad barons, Assholes all around, and as counter measures to being annexed again, and again. for ever.

If you have any complaints please direct them to my army of Jabberwockies with cogney accents and bad teeth, or to Cap'n Knappy and his army of sherpas who cant speak english. or even better, the sloth jubbles.

To reach any of the above, turn around in circles eight times fast and quickly chug a half gallon of milk.

thank you.

Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 9:40 am
by Cap'n Knappy
Pwned! Your whole county has been Pwned!!!

Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 12:06 pm
by Braden Indianensis
*The Kaikias First Riflemen Brigade moves into Monty Crisco, annexes it, sows salt in the fields, and cancels Christmas.*

Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:01 pm
by Gman Russell
WHAT!? You sowed salt on these fields?! How evil are you?! That's it, time to go rubber chicken on your butts....

Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:49 pm
by Braden Indianensis
*Taser.*

There is no way in hell you are putting anything rubber near anyone's butt, you pervert.

Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 1:23 pm
by Gman Russell
If *i'm* a pervert, then your a Counter-pervert!

Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 2:44 pm
by Braden Indianensis
By the power vested in me by the County of Kaikias, I hereby bestow on all current Vorpmadalians the rank of Defender of Kaikias and Vorpmadal, First Class, for their work in averting and countering perversion.