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Liberation of Vorpmadal
Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:53 am
by LacGlaceiLiberationLeague
Declaration by Liberation League
It be declared and mandated by this entity and by the Authority of the same That the Barony of Vorpmadal and of all the Dominions and Territories thereunto belonging are and shall be and are hereby constituted, made, established, and confirmed to be Liberated from the Tyranny of Duchy of Yardistan And shall from henceforth be Governed by the Baron of Vorpmadal under the Supervision of the Liberation League upon his entry into the most noble body of the Liberation League for the good of the People and that without any Anarch.
Zorg II, the Usurper,
2nd Lord Protector of Vorpmadal.
Lac Glacei Liberation League
Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 1:25 pm
by Braden Indianensis
Errrr..yay, I guess..we don't really recognize ouselves as ever having been annexed...
Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 3:09 pm
by osmose1000
As an honorary representative of the Yardistani Annexation Corps, I contest this liberation on the grounds that liberation is another term for annexation, and annexation of an object that has already been annexed is disallowed as it opens the door for the annexed to annex itself back, a possibility that cannot be allowed by all upstanding annexation organizations.
Maybe if the Liberation League wasn't always late in it's Liberation it wouldn't have to play second best to the YAC so often.
Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 3:24 pm
by Braden Indianensis
Due to the misuse of apostrophes in your above statement, we regard your policy to be null and void; therefore, the Barony of Vorpmadal is hereby liberated by the Lac Glacei Liberation League.
Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 4:29 pm
by Conglacio
the LLL does not liberate that which is already free.
Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 4:37 pm
by osmose1000
I. HATE. APOSTROPHIES.
Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 5:38 pm
by Braden Indianensis
Apostrophes*
Since English is the official language of Shireroth, all political documents and declarations must be written in standard English, which entails good spelling and proper punctuation.
Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 5:54 pm
by Kaiser Meskan II
Incorrect. The offical language of Shireroth is Shirerothian English. And actually, poor spelling is part of the language.
Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 6:00 pm
by Braden Indianensis
*Weeps.* I can't even speak this country's language! I feel like a Mexican immigrant...oh, well, BIEN FAJITA FIESTA!
Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 9:18 pm
by hypatias mom
Happy Bean Party? Then you should have written, "Bien Fiesta de Fajita."
Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 8:20 am
by H4773r 3lfs0n
To Hell with YAC! I'm sick of sitting here allowing these silly posts!
I'm going to do something about it!
*stalks off with a fire in his eye and an army of Jabberwockies on foot and several zepplins in air*
oh yeah, I'm borrowing these from Lac Glacei, just so you know, and tell Zurg thanks.
Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 9:55 am
by Cap'n Knappy
...so the Sherpas and I.. um... we'll just meet you there?
...
Looks like we're walking, boys.
Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:05 pm
by Gman Russell
*gman steps foot on the beach and begins ordering troops down to the cities*
TAKE THE WINE AND THE WOMEN! AND BE SURE TO USE BAD GRAMMER WHILE DOING IT!!!
*sets fire to a house*
...
What? That's my summer home? CRAP!
Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:43 pm
by Braden Indianensis
Ahahahahahahahahaha! Refreshments..
Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 1:19 pm
by Gman Russell
No, no, we're taking *your* wine and women. Sorry dude.
Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 2:54 pm
by Braden Indianensis
HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY WINE?!
I haven't got a summer home...Delphi seized and auctioned it (along with my best dinnerware) in order to pay off his horse-racing debts..very sad.
Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 4:03 pm
by Gman Russell
*slurs speech in his drunkedness*
My... how you grow prettier........... *hic*