Shireroth

CONTRACT

1.
The Barony of Elwynn and the Duchy of Northhold shall henceforth be bound in a union styled the Boreal-Elwynnese Duchy (BED).

2.
Upon passage of this Contract, the baronies of Northhold shall cease to exist, and Northhold itself shall cease to be a duchy and will instead form a barony under Ryan Caruso.

3.
The Duke of BED shall be Ric Lyon (Andelarion).

Apologies, but Ryan cannot be a baron until he removes a citizenship.

Oh....

Ric:

Make him steward and just take over control of it. Then let him develop it as he wants and he's still Steward and you're still defacto Baron.

Ryan's resigned one citizenship, he says, so the problem's sorted

*Puts away crudely-carved stone knife.* *Sigh.* Fine then, my claim on his life is satisfied. But know this: the blood of all those with excess citizenships is mine by the law, and if these claims are not satisfied, all of Narnia will be overturned in fire and water. *Snaps back to reality.* Oh, yes, very well! Bye, then.

Where are the men in the white coats??

They're in Martha's Vinyard with their cell-phones turned off. THEY'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

*Men in white coats surround a protesting Baldwin and drag him, kicking and screaming for help, to a nearby ambulance, where they force him into a straight-jacket, and inject something into his arm. As the sedative starts to take effect, a slurred call goes out, "You'll never take m........"*

With storylines like that, you'd make an excellent Vorpmadalian.

Considering the new name for the united region, I also suggest we drop the name Northhold altogether and simply call it Borealis.

Why not Borellwyn (sounds like Morrowind!)?

Well Northhold is still technically seperate from Elwynn as a Barony. So combining the two names really wouldn't make sense IMO...