Shireroth

Posted: **Mon May 01, 2006 11:28 pm**

Uh...hey. I used to be a citizen here back when Shireroth was just a tree, a bush, and a puddle made by Metzler's garden hose, but I was...uh... kidnapped... by... lawn gnomes... and want back, so here's the phone...

Name: Bryan "Eddie" Knapp
Age: 21
Gender: Male
Location: San Jose
Email: DJSodapop@aol.com
Other Micronational Citizenships:

Optional

AIM screen name: DJSodapop
Interests: Football, TV, Movies
Birthday: April 9th
Preferred subdivision: say what?
How you heard about Shireroth: Like 5 years ago from Metzler
Previous micronational experience: (See Above)
Anything else about you: I once had an army of Sherpas in Cryovenus

Posted: **Tue May 02, 2006 11:41 am**

Baldwin... i vouch for this one.

he's a little off, but mostly harmless. just like the citizens in our Barony. so yeah... you might even wave the minor period considering he's an elder. (though, unless some other elder recognizes him right away it might be hard to back that up)

anyway. Velcome Knapp. hope you enjoy what weve done with the place.

yes... Were all mad here.

just some more than others...

welcome to our wonderous Empire!

if you would like to be enlightened mentally, emotionally, or spiritually, I can help!

Mentall -- attend classes at the SJMIII University where im currently an instructer (all shake in fear)

Emotional - join Barony Vorpmadal (lovecraft, lewis carroll, poe, and any other compilation of crazy influences) we have Jabberwockies and an elder whos a shapeshifter! we also have a count whos got an eastern military thing goin on. (Cheshire grin)

Spiritual - Im the "Blessed" of Melvin (aka Murphy) god of sarcasm. and Currently High Priest Tempore of the B00/\/\ist temple, the national religion is Cedrism. (a large explosion rocks the ministry from outside and a pael of hysterical laughter floods the halls. then is suddenly cut short!)

so yeah. see you about, try the mangoes and dont step on a kiwi!

-me

Posted: **Tue May 02, 2006 11:58 am**

I was here at the beginning, and I don't recognize his name... did you go by a different name then?

Posted: **Tue May 02, 2006 1:20 pm**

Should I go ahead and grant approval?

Posted: **Tue May 02, 2006 4:00 pm**

I REMEMBER HIM ZOMG HOW ARE YOU YOU RAPSCALLION!

He's cool. Let him in, boys. I think prior he went by "Jubbles the Elf" or somesuch.

Posted: **Tue May 02, 2006 4:08 pm**

That rings a bell, I think... allright!

Posted: **Tue May 02, 2006 6:04 pm**

Posted: **Wed May 03, 2006 12:55 am**

ah, I remember now

Posted: **Wed May 03, 2006 8:41 am**

yeah, he was once known as jubbles.

that name is now atributed to a sloth puppet he has.

also, his computer stopped turning on last night. but seeing as he lives in the room next to me i will be kicking his jubble butt to get it fixed.
(we are also WoW junkies and me and my gf hace never run an instance)

so yeah... id like him to have Lower Lunaris unless Krasniy shows up in the next few days.

thanks...

Posted: **Wed May 03, 2006 4:37 pm**

wait, he is next door to you?
and you did not mention this?

Posted: **Wed May 03, 2006 5:15 pm**

But why you'd want to be the captain of diapers is beyond me.

Posted: **Thu May 04, 2006 3:01 pm**

actually, he lives in the same appartment and is in the room next to me.

yes, h4773r shares a bathroom with jubbles the elf
(what a statement)

anyway.. he mentioned shireroth when i tried to recruit him and i have been bugging him ever since. as you can see, succesfully.

and baldwin... his real life last name has a striking resemblance to the word knappy and he's often called that. and because in san jose there are 12 chris's and 12 bryans in every ten people you meet, last names become commmon usage.

he's also a pirate and Captain of the Darkwater Cuthroats. Hence....

Cap'n Knappy

Posted: **Thu May 04, 2006 3:19 pm**

Waitwaitwait. You LIVE with Brian? WTF. I went to school with him. Whothehowthewhytheabuh?

Posted: **Fri May 05, 2006 9:43 am**

Not only does he live with me, but.... well... I guess we just live together... I mean we share soap, if that's worth anything... So I guess I'm back? YAY ME! We're #1! We're #1! The return of the Sherpas is imminent.... oh yes....

Posted: **Fri May 05, 2006 2:25 pm**

Hurrah!

Posted: **Fri May 05, 2006 5:50 pm**

Hurrah! Hurrah! We bring the jubillee;
Hurrah! Hurrah! The flag that makes you free;
As we were marching from Atlanta to the sea;
As we were marching through Georgia!

Shireroth

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