Shireroth

HI! Just your friendly neighborhood Kaiser stopping by to say hi and wonder what your status actually is. so.... uh...



Hi.








and... your a barony now right?


Oh, and hi. *waves*

welcome your Kaisernessness!

Yes, this is now in fact the Independant Barony of Vorpmadal.

As far as activity, its spring break until monday and i've been working and doing papers. i'll also be unavailable this weekend doing an odd job where there's no internet.

I will strive to continue to be active as usual and be a contributing noble.

Now worries Kaiser Alejian, you have but to ask and I shall obey.

I have this itch right there on my back right where I cant get to it...

*scratches*

At least they have good china here. In Antica, all we have is "Delphi's choice dinnerware" which consists of the plates (dinner and luncheon), bowls, teacups, teapots, sugarbowls, and creamers that they sell at WalMart..the kind with the "winding vine" pattern painted all over it. You've seen it. You know it well.

I used to have good china with the Pheltivné crest on it, but it was empounded and auctioned in order to pay for various Barons' and one Duke's horse-racing debts and butcher-bills.

*happy eyes*


Rarkasha, you are hereby favored.




*eyes Baldwin*


...


*rolls eyes*


Of course, the same thing happened to me once... ssshhh!

*See's only active count scratching the Kaiser's shoulders as Baldwin rants about crappy china*

"Oh boy." *rolls eyes*

"Praise Melvin for my blessings."

*Television advertisement*
*A very fat old man walks on the stage.*

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Like:
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BALDWIN'S "COVERSATION" RANT
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Hatter, you certainly have yourself a wild barony man. Hehe

its really odd though, considering this zanyniess is in NO WAY engineered by me nor are the citizenry of my Barony Fully active. its all kinds of wierd. curse of combinations i guess.

melvin, wonderland, lovecraft and eriana's legacy.

*grabs an rpg, points it at Hatters house...*

OH MY GOD, DUCK FROM THAT RPG!

IT'S A CHEAP JAPANESE IMPORT FROM 1997!

IT'LL EAT UP YOUR PLAYSTATION!

you see in barony Vorpmadal when you say RPG, and the Baron sees a "Talisman" book in his mind, i have the right to yell

"NO!" and brandish an A.D.&D. Wizard book over my head.

"This is the way I roll" rolls a 3d4+5 for lvl 5 magic missle.

"15!" the darkness doesnt save.

By the way, Hatter, do you have plans on coming to the next D&D session, or do we have to continue saying that you are getting on with the chief wizard chick while we grab all of the XP?

Paul's gonna be really tired when he gets back.

Eh? Eh?

*wink wink nudge nudge*

Here's the situation with that. Every monday rolls around and i TOTALLY FORGET. Its horrible. ive been beating myself up every week. so, Im just gonna decline playing this campaign.

Playing with you guys is great. I enjoy the players as well as the characters very much. but im gonna have to decline this particular campaign.

You guys have a well rounded group and enough players, plus ive missed so many it might be tricky for me to catch up.

In Char. Reason: The "experience" with the mage was sooo good. it was like a religious experience. so, Palumworth has decided to become a full desciple of the god of fertility and effectively become a true neutral escort cleric.

(a copy of this will be put in the 400 wing)