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~The suns coming up~

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 11:10 pm
by Kaiser Alejian II
Shirerithians unite and rejoice! Raise your voices to the Celestial Temple, that the gods may hear our roar and know that we are one nation, united in purpose, forged through the fires of death WE STAND RENEWED!

The past has been redeemed! We shall correct the mistakes we made and look forward to a brighter destiny of our own making! We shall forge on with purpose, and eternally remember the bonds of love that keep us together.

Before I continue though, there are people who I feel specifically warrent my personal thanks.

Firstly, my predecessor, Erik. For all his inactivity towards the end, he *did* give us a fixed Charter, and beyond that, he named me his heir. For both I salute him, and wish Ifni's luck to him on his path.

Secondly, a hearty thanks to Denizen Moose, who showed us that we should have alittle light-hearted fun every now and then. After all, that *is* why we are all here, and laws be damned if we aren't!

Thirdly, our friends in Antica, who have maintained loyalty and comradery even through it all. I don't know you as well as a kaiser should know all his citizens, and I intend to change that.

And lastly, our friends at the MCS, who will we brown-nose in every possible way so they don't shaft us too much. :angel :D




Now I will attempt to outline the changes I plan to make, and what I plan to do with my kaisership. As allways, comment and suggestions (rantings?) are welcome.

First, I plan to clean up the mess of a system we call the Fuedal Contract system. It's long and wordy, and most of the time the Noble-Commons is out-of-date or hard to sift through.

I will also be ordering the removal of the sub-fora in the Subdivision forums. These are a waste of space, and simply scatter activity, making it harder to jump from forum to forum.

Next, I want to re-institute the census (I see Jupiter has beat me to it? Good job you telepath). I'd like to have it every month if possible, so as to weed out the inactive and make way for the citizens who have the time and interest, but I can settle for 2 months or later if the need is great. Anyone who doesn't fill it out will lose their county/barony/duchy. Sorry, but it won't take but a second to show you care. :)

Next, I will be sifting and sorting through the ministerial list, and making sure it can't be optimized any further. I want to see the ministries shining with activity, lighting a path for everyone! I will allow the Landsraad to continue their discussion and vote on whether to merge the MoMA and the MiniImNatTour (long... short-hand... :cry )

I will let the Landsraad also continue with handling the Debigification effort, but I reserve the right to take that away and make a descision on my own with minimal whining and flaming, or i'll have my bladed hand haul all of you to jail! Or... maybe i'll just ignore you? Have to think on that one some more...

Lastly, from what I can see, there is somewhat of a mess (Er, somewhat?)with the new baronies formation. Honestly, you guys *couldn't* have waited just a few more days before shaking things up? I haven't even gotten to sit in my leather chair yet! :angry This will be discussed further in a single thread to be posted later in this forum, to make sure confusion stays to a minimum. Untill then, nothing will change. Shouldn't take too long. :fish



I'm sure that isn't all, but it's all I can really think of right now. Let my opening words ring in your ears and echo in your subconscious. We have a wonderous destiny ahead of us, and we must ever strive to reach that goal!


With love and seal,
By my hand,
Kaiser Alejian II.


P.S. If your of a different micronational faith, replace the aforementioned cedrist gods or places with your own and roar with us!

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 11:14 pm
by Bill3000
Long live the Kaiser! (Don't get sick :p)

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 11:43 pm
by Hypatia Agnesi
Long live the kaiser!

I fully support fixing/changing/throwing out the current feudal system. It hasn't worked out as well as I'd hoped it would, and I'd like to discuss it with you.

~The sun's coming up~

Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 4:02 am
by hypatias mom
LONG LIVE THE KAISER!!!!


We welcome Your Majesty to the Golden Mango Throne and eagerly await your enlightened and light-hearted reign.


ALL HAIL kAISER ALEJIAN II !!!!

Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 4:46 am
by Jupiter
Welcome, Sir. Lumina and Agni's light guide your way.

Oh, and...
I see Jupiter has beat me to it? Good job you telepath
Sir, I was around for the Archetype mess... please don't even joke about that. ;-)

Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 4:46 am
by Harvey the Blue
You have been left an unfortunate task of cleaning up a nation, Kaiser Gman, but it is pleasing to see you ready to meet the challenge head on. May your reign be successful and far less stressful than your last.

Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 6:34 am
by Braden Indianensis
LONG LIVE THE KAISER! Good health and good luck to you, my Liege. *Bows and goes to attend to other business.*

Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 7:44 am
by Lord Farewell
Sun bless, Earth keep, Kaiser. You have my alliegiance.

Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 6:39 pm
by H4773r 3lfs0n
As my friend and my Lord! *kneels*

Hail Kaiser Alejian! Long Live the Kaiser!

Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 7:27 pm
by Shyriath
Long live the Kaiser! May he rule with kindness, wisdom, and an extensive supply of spicy chicken.

Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 7:38 pm
by Kaiser Alejian II
Keep supplying me with it and the latter will attend to itself.


In the meantime: Donuts. :kaiser

Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 7:49 pm
by Ryan
And lastly, our friends at the MCS, who will we brown-nose in every possible way so they don't shaft us too much.
When does this part begin? :demon

Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 7:56 pm
by Kaiser Alejian II
You ~ARE~ an infernal aren't you Ryan. :P

Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:44 am
by Sir Ophiuchus
All hail Kaiser Alejian II!

Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 2:48 pm
by Ryan
I have ALWAYS been an Infernal. mwahahahaha

Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 4:39 pm
by Kaiser Alejian II
Even when you weren't?

Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 4:55 pm
by Ryan
My parents insist I was a hellion ever since I was born.

And damn proud of it I tell ya!

Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 5:32 pm
by Rarkasha
Praise be to the new Kaiser! May his beard never grow short, or his mug go empty. Wait, I think that's Dwarvan Kings. Meh, whatever.