Shireroth

As a native Yardistani and devotee to the practicing of annexing stuff that isn't mine but SHOULD be mine, I hereby take control of the Shirerithian government in the name of Yardistan.

My first act as Kaiser Loki II will be to arrest Baron Dusch of Antya for blaming his inactivity on Harvey. I also declare that Harvey is now a citizen of Shireroth and cannot emmigrate.

Next, I decree that Yardistan is elevated to an honorary Duchy status. It shall contain the Barony of Totally Awesome and the Barony of 1337, unless it's Duke decides to dissolve them. It's Duke shall be Nick the Yardistani, whether he's still a citizen or not. Yardistan will be immune to any laws concerning citizenship requirements, and will have 20 votes total to do with as it pleases.

Thirdly, I decree that the ongoing Delphi trial be hastened by flipping a coin and having Delphi call it in the air. Lord knows that's what it's going to come down to anyway.

I also decree that efforts be made to produce a long and complicated bill about rejuvinating the country, and if this is not done soon I will dissolve the Landsraad and make them all wear funny hats.

Lastly, I name Malarbor as my steward in case I am ill or otherwise incapacitated. He will serve me well as my second in command, of this I am sure.

So says I, Kaiser Loki II.

Hey, Loki--

If you're not careful, people might actually take you seriously, clap you in irons, drag you off to a dungeon (or funny farm), and spoil all our fun at the idea of Yardistan acting Yardistani again for the first time in too long. That is the kind of off-the-wall stuff we need more of. Seriously, people are being too darn serious around here. No fun = no activity.

Come on, people--this type of madness and imagination are exactly what we need here in Shireroth. Do and plan the unexpected, unpredictable thing, and watch what happens to the level of activity here.

As for me, I plan to implement my plans which were cuit short by the demise of Goldshire. (You remember them, Moose.) I think we can shake things up around here.

Oh, and as Kaiser I also grant you that land change thingy you wanted in the other thread.

Slight problem: You are not a citizen, thus, not a native Yardistani.

You cannot talk to your Kaiser like that! One more word and Antya will become the official Barony of Foollishness!

All Hail the Moose Kaiser.....

im sure yourr eign will be as influential and effective as the tea parties baldwin hosts!

I oppose this declaration, and hereby proclaim myself as Shireroth's first Antikaiser...Boniface Leonis I. ( Do you think that the laughing smily make me LESS SERIOUS????)

EDIT: How dare you mock my tea parties!!!!

* In a fit of Mary Todd Lincoln-esque rage, I attempt to scald the Hatter with tea, but succeed only in bashing myself on the forehead with the kettle.*

SPAM!





You will die by my hand!

After thinking briefly, I support this revolution. I'm not sure whether it's a joke or whether it's meant seriously, but I think I support it in either case.

Wait, his or mine?

I think a little revolution would be fun.

(Don't worry, Greg, we still love you*.)

*disclaimer

NEVAH! I will defend the inactive kaiser with my inactive life!

Good thing I plan to counter inactivity. :P

Then we shall meet at the hour of scampering on the field of battle.

"the hour of scampering"? Is that an intentional Babylon 5 reference?

Moose can still be Yardistani even when not a citizen...

Moose, return to the nation and I'll bestow upon you... making you.. the Grand.. Imperial.... ALL MIGHTY.. .... ....Llama.


Ok.. that is all...hehe


Oh.. and.. clap him in irons.. take him to the funny farm.. and all that good rot..

*liberates Shireroth*

*liberates Moose*

I'd like you to know that Osmose is actually serious.

Although to be fair, him as Kaiser owould be quite nifty.

So which Kaiser is in Avignon and which in Rome? Or am I confusing this with something else...

I fully expect you people to bow down to my will.

And you will.

NEVAH!


'
+ =

I suppose I'd be in Avignon.

My first act as Antikaiser: I hereby excommunicate the other Kaisers. Who, of course, ARE FRAUDS!

BTW, 10 points to the Lady who got my reference.

*Throws open the doors of the Imperial Palace, and storms into the throne room followed by his retinue of robed chicken priests* In the name of B'caw, the Spicy, the Chickeny, I call the many Kaisers and Antikaisers to account!

Know ye all here that B'caw has seen fit to tower over me in his mouthwatering glory in the shimmering realms of my visions! He deplores this state of unresolved claims and counterclaims upon the Golden Mango Throne! There can be no more than one True Kaiser, blessed by the Gods, at any one time!

Therefore, in the name of this most zesty of Gods I deliver unto you a Holy Suggestion! The occupant of the Golden Mango Throne must be determined definitively; therefore, let the claimants engage in contest to determine who among them is most fit for the office, whether it be by civil war, personal duel, or "you momma so fat" contest!

And furthermore let it be known that if this state of affairs is not sorted out, then a new, B'caw-blessed claimant shall stand forth, an heir of the Imperial Line of Mortis! Because if we can't beat 'em, we'll join 'em in adding to the confusion.

B'caw hath spoken! Tremble and submit!

Well if any of the other Kaiser want to actually do something other than claim that they're the true Kaiser, I welcome them to do it.

*SCOFF!*

Yo mama's so old, her girlhood crush was Scott Jopplin.

IT HAS BEGUN!