Devotions 2
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 12:00 pm
*H4773r stalks into the temple and makes a B-line for the Murphy Devotional area. As soon as he gets there he drops a gernade right on top of the demolition resistant idol of Murphy* B00/\/\!!!!!
"Thanks again Melvin! No sooner than I start another project than I come iunder your gracious Eye!"
*waves hands in air exsasperated. Pulls out five sticks of dynamite*
"I handled my predosessor. thankfully she is kind and absent mostly. And THEN I'm scared out of my wits with the whole Antica...thing... which I'm sure isnt your fault but damn it was close."
*Strategically places the sticks in devotional candle holders and lights them. they his as the fuzes run down*
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"And once more as soon as things settle, I have a little tea party, start caring for my Jabberwocky's, and start the warp gate!"BOOM!
*a pause as the dust settles and peices of plaster fall on the floor*
*H4773r than slowly pulls out a peice of C4 the size of a christian bible, old AND new testimant, and slowly molds it around the base of Murphy's idol*
"The two OTHER elders of my Barony return to reclaim thier lands. Thank you Melvin"
*puts the remote detonator in the plastique. pulls out the remote*
"Thank you"
*starts walking out, shoves several large bills into the donation box... and pushes the button.......
|3()()/\/\!!!11111oneBOOM
"Thanks again Melvin! No sooner than I start another project than I come iunder your gracious Eye!"
*waves hands in air exsasperated. Pulls out five sticks of dynamite*
"I handled my predosessor. thankfully she is kind and absent mostly. And THEN I'm scared out of my wits with the whole Antica...thing... which I'm sure isnt your fault but damn it was close."
*Strategically places the sticks in devotional candle holders and lights them. they his as the fuzes run down*
zszsszszsszszssszsszszzszszszszszszszszszszssszszszzszsszzszszszszszszszszszszszszszszszszszszszszszszszszssz
"And once more as soon as things settle, I have a little tea party, start caring for my Jabberwocky's, and start the warp gate!"BOOM!
*a pause as the dust settles and peices of plaster fall on the floor*
*H4773r than slowly pulls out a peice of C4 the size of a christian bible, old AND new testimant, and slowly molds it around the base of Murphy's idol*
"The two OTHER elders of my Barony return to reclaim thier lands. Thank you Melvin"
*puts the remote detonator in the plastique. pulls out the remote*
"Thank you"
*starts walking out, shoves several large bills into the donation box... and pushes the button.......
|3()()/\/\!!!11111oneBOOM