Shireroth

IN RECOGNITION of Kuralyov and his contributions to the Antican culture, as well as the entertainment he is prone to providing, whether in political strife or pure satirical actions...

BE IT DECREED BY THE COUNT OF NORFOLK THAT Kuralyov shall henceforth be welcome in the County and granted the unofficial title of "Dictator of the Anticas", carrying no political power but supreme comedic value.

By my beak,
Commodore Nick "Foghorn" Leghorn
Count of Norfolk
Steward of Shireroth

[Half-jokingly]
Oh, you're just inviting a civil war.

well, it would help the activity in this duchy...

Allright, then, a half-joking civil war it will be. Best of luck! :-)

But how do we go about having a civil war? I think It'd be wise to do it in SNARL, for people to take sides, declare unit strengths, etc. I think a medieval-style, cavalry/infantry war should be satisfactory.

For his brave actions in defending the principles of the Antican Way, Commander Foghorn is hereby provided with the Acme Antican Salute and is awarded Knight of the Order of Kuralyov, First Class.

By orders of His Dictatorial Detector, John Kuralyov

This is just so very very... ironic.