Devotions
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 9:38 pm
I slowly make my way to a devotional area. In a most reverent way, I kneel down.
I set my H47 next to me, take the ribbon out so that my hair falls on my shoulders, and pull a small box of poppers from my coat.
In a sarcastic voice I begin to pray, "Thanks Melvin!" (I know your god Murphy as Melvin. I pray my way.) I throw a snapper on the ground. "Boo/\/\. When I came to this land, by your guidance *acusational tone* I wanted to be a citizen, have fun, see the world."
Snapper goes POP! "Boo/\/\. Within weeks of me being here I get my own county. And does the county have an incredibly long and intricate history for me to research? Why of course. You wouldnt have it any other way."
POP! "Boo/\/\. It's okay, I have.... faith.... in you..... so as soon as I get the County running and start to harmonize, doing the Lac Glacei thing too. Yooouuuu, BLESS me agaIN!"
POP! "With becoming a baron!" POP! "And send some random dude to help him stage a bloodless coup!" POP! "And Then I have to research ALL THE COUNTIES" POP! POP! "In the barony IN ORDER TO RENAME IT!!" POP POP POP POP
"BOO/\/\!"
"Praise Melvin" I roll my eyes.
I stand up and put my head back to start tying my hair back again.
Then, from above me a gold coin with the portrait of Melvin on one side and a dragon laying a chicken egg on the other, smacks me in the face.
Truly I have been blessed.
I pick up the coin, flip it in my H47, pick it up and place it back on my head. As I walk out, with one hand i drop some
in the collection box and chuck a gernade with the other.
*In a whisper* "|<A-Boo/\/\"
I set my H47 next to me, take the ribbon out so that my hair falls on my shoulders, and pull a small box of poppers from my coat.
In a sarcastic voice I begin to pray, "Thanks Melvin!" (I know your god Murphy as Melvin. I pray my way.) I throw a snapper on the ground. "Boo/\/\. When I came to this land, by your guidance *acusational tone* I wanted to be a citizen, have fun, see the world."
Snapper goes POP! "Boo/\/\. Within weeks of me being here I get my own county. And does the county have an incredibly long and intricate history for me to research? Why of course. You wouldnt have it any other way."
POP! "Boo/\/\. It's okay, I have.... faith.... in you..... so as soon as I get the County running and start to harmonize, doing the Lac Glacei thing too. Yooouuuu, BLESS me agaIN!"
POP! "With becoming a baron!" POP! "And send some random dude to help him stage a bloodless coup!" POP! "And Then I have to research ALL THE COUNTIES" POP! POP! "In the barony IN ORDER TO RENAME IT!!" POP POP POP POP
"BOO/\/\!"
"Praise Melvin" I roll my eyes.
I stand up and put my head back to start tying my hair back again.
Then, from above me a gold coin with the portrait of Melvin on one side and a dragon laying a chicken egg on the other, smacks me in the face.
Truly I have been blessed.
I pick up the coin, flip it in my H47, pick it up and place it back on my head. As I walk out, with one hand i drop some
in the collection box and chuck a gernade with the other.*In a whisper* "|<A-Boo/\/\"