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Dealing with a benevolent god is a lot of fun

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2003 10:25 am
by Ari Rahikkala
"Since about nine o'clock last night, no human being has died. I have ended all disease. I have freed all prisoners and slaves and I have put an end to the coercive rule of humans over other humans. I have ensured that all humans have the immediate necessities of life available. I have neutralized most of the world's weapons, including all nuclear weapons. I have removed nearly all toxic materials from the environment, and I am in the process of eliminating the need for dangerous industries. I have begun the process of returning the Earth's ecosystem to a state of long-term balance. I have informed about seven-eighths of the world's population of my existence, and I have been fulfilling their requests as resources and conflicts permit."http://www.kuro5hin.org/prime-intellect/ I got it! The Necronomicon must obviously be a Mornington Crescent rulebook!

Re: Dealing with a benevolent god is a lot of fun

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2003 3:19 pm
by Gryphon Avocatio
What? Does this guy think he's Matt Gomez or Peter Camejo or something? -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas "You're intense and driven. That can lead to a lot of good things. It can also lead to high blood pressure and a closing of the arteries." -Mr. Mathews -- "I think that people who drive Hummers are clueless, and that they just have enough money to advertise it." -Peter Camejo -- "Skanky-Deutch-Ho-Bag!!" -Mike

Re: Dealing with a benevolent god is a lot of fun

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2003 9:47 am
by Scott Alexander
I like story much! Best thing I've read online since "Flatland"