Shireroth

*breaks out the bubbly*Umm... here... party...*throws a frew chunks of raw meat in a pit and waits for the lions**while waiting, throws a couple chunks of cooked meat in and waits for the gladiators**finding that no gladiators are volunteering, grabs a couple random guys, gives them swords, and throws the newly titled "dead meat" into the pit*There... party away, boys... Raised by a family of Griffins in the forests of Llanowar, this young mage is rumored to be the sole male born of the Serra tribe.

Llanowar? Serra?Magic: the Gathering fan! Harvey SteffkeJadie's Lesser HalfSaves the worldProud bearer of the Shirerothian Silver Sword Award and Imperial Star

Whee! You still exist! Since everything is but an apparition, having nothing to do with good or bad, acceptance or rejection, one may well burst out in laughter. - Longchenpa

*hops into gladiator pit**removes the civilians**GLARES at gyphon, nearly paralysing him with fear*never NEVER do that again....our citizens are not mere cattle!!*lion attacks stone**stone swings and decapitates it with a blow from his fist*get the point? YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

Oh no!*points at Stone*He's hurting the kitties! "Never let sense conquer nonesense"-- Quixy the god of Madness.

*calls the cleaning staff*You get used to it. Here, take this. It will probably be useful eventually.*hands Aurefiction some cleaner designed to get blood out of clothes* Harvey SteffkeJadie's Lesser HalfSaves the worldProud bearer of the Shirerothian Silver Sword Award and Imperial Star

*pokes blood red chestplate*i gave up on that a looooooooooong time agoi mean....this thing used to be blue..... YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

Ugh.*feels rather sickened and takes aback*Maybe I could try and clean it perhaps? I'm kinda good at those things... "Never let sense conquer nonesense"-- Quixy the god of Madness.

*looks at the chestplate*Aure...that is nothing....*takes chestplate from Aure and runs off with it* Harvey's Elf-Cat Girl

*teleports and take chestplate back*MINE!! no cleaning!!!! MINE!!!!*straps it back on*it has a wasible inner liner......so it smells fine...... YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

Well fine... Go around all bloody...*shrugs* "Never let sense conquer nonesense"-- Quixy the god of Madness.

*rips the lion open the spread it's blood on the earth**mutters in an evil language**a form made of blood and bones that looks like stone walks up to stone**shakes hands*hey! it worked!!!now go away*melts into ground*cooooooooll YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

*stands petrified for a couple of seconds...**blinks*Ok... I'm SO outta here.*walks off* "Never let sense conquer nonesense"-- Quixy the god of Madness.

*casts level 6 revive on kittie**casts level 4 heal on kittie**casts level 12 shield on civilians**casts level 8 shield on kitties**casts level 26 shield on self**wonders if there is a spell called "shield"**decides that third edition d&d is crap**calls in the entertainers* Raised by a family of Griffins in the forests of Llanowar, this young mage is rumored to be the sole male born of the Serra tribe.

*Just starts casting Magic Missle left and right*I love that spell.... WHEEEE *keeps casting magic missle randomly* E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

Indeed it is, Gryph, but the pretty pictures make up for it..*bursts in, John Cleese as Lancelot a la Holy Grail style, and slays everyone.*Hah-hah! ZirandorthelThe Golden Darkness"For three years now I've just been the Wombat.I haven't tried to force my sexual favours on people, or get them to adore me for my obvious cuteness. And that's why people hate me"-Eoin DornanProud Citizen of Pyramodia

*sword breaks on stone*"if someone could give me a little push?"of course*grabs eoin, throws him 20 feet*my pleasure YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

That's not playing fair.. ZirandorthelThe Golden Darkness"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart Proud Citizen of Pyramodia

drow aren't known for fairness :P YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

Well.. at least they aren't known for putting on Fairs... E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

well.....no rides anyway....there was a carnivalish type thing....more of a circus really...... YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

I thought that was an Orgy... E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

We can leave this topic any day, y'know... Raised by a family of Griffins in the forests of Llanowar, this young mage is rumored to be the sole male born of the Serra tribe.

those were usually held at graduation and advaning cerimonies, when a girl is sacrified to lloth....*is completely serious*i remember the had a big one once they finally prfected me......but as i was merely a tool, the did not give me working.....plumbing.....as such the designed me not to take place in the festivities YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!